March 29, 2007

Modified Laws of Newton

1st:
A boy in love with a girl,will continue to be in a state of uniform love or constant dating unless an external force (brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
breaks the legs of the boy.

 

2nd:
The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the
bank balance.
3rd:
The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite
to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals to bash him up.....

[Not yet gone through research work]

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