March 29, 2007

Modified Laws of Newton

1st:
A boy in love with a girl,will continue to be in a state of uniform love or constant dating unless an external force (brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
breaks the legs of the boy.

 

2nd:
The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the
bank balance.
3rd:
The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite
to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals to bash him up.....

[Not yet gone through research work]

March 21, 2007

Gone are the days!!

When the school reopened in March & we settled in our new desks and benches!
When we queued up in book depot & got our new books
and notes!
When we wanted two Sundays & no Mondays
.
We learnt writing with
slates and pencils & progressed to fountain & ball pens and then Micro tips!
When we began drawing with crayons and evolved to color pencils and finally sketch pens!
When we started calculating first with tables & advanced to calculators and computers!
When we chased one another in the corridors in Intervals & returned drenched in sweat!
When we had lunch in classrooms, corridors,playground,under the trees and even in cycle sheds!
When all the colours in the world,decorated the campus on the Holidays!
When a single PT period in the Time Table,was awaited more eagerly than the monsoons!
When cricket was played with writing pads as bats & Neckties and socks rolled into balls!
When few played Kabadi & Kho-Kho in scorching sun,while others simply played
book cricket in the confines of classroom!
Of fights but no conspiracies,of Competitions but seldom jealousy!
When we used to watch Live Cricket telecast,In the opposite house in Intervals & Lunch breaks!
When few rushed at 3:00 to conquer window seats in School bus!
While few others had kulfi,milk ice & sharbat at 4o Clock!
Gone are the days of Sports Day,Annual Day & the month long preparations for them.
Gone are the days of the stressful Quarterly,Half Yearly & Annual Exams & the most enjoyed holidays after them!
Gone are the days of tenth & twelfth standards, when we spent almost the whole year writing revision tests!
We learnt,We enjoyed,We played,We won,We lost,We laughed,We cried,We fought,We thought.
With so much fun in them, so many friends,so much experience, all this & more!
Gone are the days when we used to talk for hours with our friends!
Now we don't have time to say a 'Hi'!
Gone are the days when we played games on the road,now wecode on the road with the laptop!
Gone are the days when we saw stars shining at night,now we see when our code doesn't work!
Gone are the days when we sat to chat with Friends on grounds,now we chat in chat rooms.....!
Gone are the days where we studied just to pass,now we study to save our job!
Gone are the days where we had no money in our pockets & still fun filled in hearts!!
Now we have the ATM as well as credit card but with an empty heart!!
Gone are the days when we shouted on the road,now we don't shout even at home!!
Gone are the days when we got lectures from all,now we give lectures to all!!
Gone are the days but not the memories,which will be lingering in our hearts for ever!!
Gone are the Days…. But still there are a lot more Days to come in our Life!!
NO MATTER HOW BUSY YOU ARE,DON'T FORGET TO LIVE THE LIFE THAT STILL EXISTS….

March 19, 2007

Extreme Photography



Do you consider yourself to be a good photographer ?
If yes, then do check out the following link & you might have to rethink upon your answer.

Do you feel great on owning a phone or digicam with a 3.2 or 5 Mega Pixel Camera ?
If yes, then what will you think of a 1.5 Giga Pixel photograph.

Do you feel proud on having a photo with a higher resolution such as 1024 x 1280 ?
If yes, then what about a resolution of 60000 x 26000 pixels.

Do you ever get short of memory on your cell phone for storing your images ?
If yes, then where will you store this 13.5 GB image.

Enough of talk.
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March 12, 2007

Engineer's Expression For Love

I was alone and all was dark
Beneath me and above
My life was full of volts and amps
But not the spark of love
But now that your are here with me
My heart is overjoyed
You turn the square of my heart
Into a sinusoid
You load things from my memory
Onto my system's bus
My life was once assembly code
Now it's C++
I love the way you solder things
My circuits you can fix
The voltage across your diode is much more than just point six
With your amps and resistors
You have built my integrator
I cannot survive without you
You are my function generator
You have charged my life, increased my gain
And made my maths discreet
And now I'll end my poem here
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