Vikram Jeet Singh, Shimla: September 2007

Kaanton mein reh ke bhi,
Phoolon ki tarah mehahna seekho,
Keechad mein reh ke bhi doston,
Kamal ki tarah khilna seekho,
Jo paristhitiyon se ghabra jaye,
Wo loh purush ho nahin sakta,
Rakh mein reh ke bhi,
Angaron ki tarah dehakna seekho
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Is duniya mein sheron ko bhi azadi hai, sapon ko bhi azadi hai,
Sapon ko azadi hai har baste ghar mein basne ki,
Unke sir mein zehar bhi hai aur aadat bhi hai dasne ki
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Jis ped pe phal lage hote hain, aadmi pathar marta hi usi ko hai,
No one kicks a dead dog
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Andheron ka dard kya jane jo khud sitare hain,
Doobne ki tees kya jane jo khud kinare hain,
Aag ke darya mein doobne ka dard Ganguly se seekho,
Ganguly ne kayi ujde huye gulshan saware hain
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Kabhi bhool se bhi kisi se na karna salook aisa,
Jo koi tumse karta tumhe na gawar hota
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Har deen dukhi man mein umang tumhe bharni hai,
Har aasha heen hridya mein tarang tumhe bharni hai,
Are Mahabharat to Sir har yug ki atal zaroorat hai,
Ban ke Arjun, Sachai ki jang tumhe ladni hai
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Duniya mein sabse bada rog "mere bare mein kya kahenge log?",
Insaan chadphadata hai, are yaar usne mere liye ye keh diya ,
Sari raat so nahin pata hai,
Main kehta hoon ki jo asli achiever banta hai,
Jo zindagi mein apne paon ki chaap chod ke jata hai,
Woh aadmi hai jo apne zehan ko jawabdeyi ho jata hai
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Har kyun ka jawab nahin hota,
Har chehra lajawab to nahin hota,
Are bhanware se ja ke poocho har phool pe baithta hai,
Are har phool gulab to nahin hota
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Bhagwan ki Kripa hai,
Laloo kare kawaliyan Rab sidhiyan pave
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Bulbulon ke pankhon mein bandhe huye kabhi baaz nahin rehte,
Buzdilon aur kayron ke haathon mein kabhi Raj nahin rehte,
Sar jhuka kar chalne ki aadat pad jaye jis insaan ko,
Us insaan ke sar pe kabhi Taj nahin rehte
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Jo bhara nahin hai bhavon se behti jisme rasdhar nahin,
Woh hridya nahin hai pathar hai jisme Swades ka pyar nahin
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As hopeless as a like a one-legged person at a bum kicking competition
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You are so unlucky that if you spend a night in a barrel of nipples,
You will still come out licking your thumb
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As helpless as a midget at a urinal
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Hum aaye nahin hain, Hame bulaya gaya hai,
Jo bina bulaye aate hain wo tsunamni ya tufaan hote hain,
Jo nyote par bulaye jate hain wahi asli mehmaan hote hain
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Between Yesterday's REGRET and Tommorrow's HOPE,
Is Today's OPPORTUNITY
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As you grow older u get better, unless you are a banana
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You got to choose between tightening your belt and losing your pants
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In times of prosperity, remember it’s the fattest pig that goes to the butcher
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The ball whizzes past like a bumblebee and the Indians are in the sea
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The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a haystack
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The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason
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There is light at the end of the tunnel for

India

, but it's that of an oncoming train which will run them over
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Nothing ventured, nothing gained. And venture belongs to the adventurous
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One who doesn't throw the dice can never expect to score a six
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Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn
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A revolutionary idea is usually the one with its sleeves rolled up
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If my aunty had been a man she would have been my uncle
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As innocent as freshly laid eggs
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As you grow older u get better unless you are a banana.
Flowing like a rampaging river
As sleek as a Gazelle
Falling like Cycles in a cycle stand
Moving like a meter of an Indian Taxi
If ‘ifs and buts’ were ‘pots and pants’ there would be no tinkers!
MAY BE is not a Honey Bee
It is very difficult to kill a man who is hell-bent on committing suicide.
as dead as a dodo
a desperate man drinks coffee with a fork
If my aunty had been a man she would have been my uncle.
As straight as a ram-rod.
As innocent as freshly laid eggs.
All that comes from a cow is not milk..
Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald
You cannot make Omelets without breaking the eggs.
When you are dining with the demon you've got to have a long spoon!
Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.
Its not all over till the fat lady sings
As cool as a cucumber, as wily as a fox
A fallen lighthouse is more dangerous than a reef.
You cannot ride a seat less bicycle without getting blisters on your bums
Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.
If the heavens throw you dates, you got to keep your mouth open.
As crisp as a cracker
Beauty even when silent is eloquent.
You got to choose between tightening your belt and losing your pants.
The cat with gloves catches no mice
You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.
Beauty bewitches both the holder and the beholder
Even a turtle won’t move until he sticks his neck out.
Keep still and have thy will
He who wants a full farm must have old cocks with young bulls
The world is a large fruit cake you will always find some nuts in it.
What cannot be cured must be endured
Liquor talks mighty loud when it’s let loose from the jug.
Character is not made in a crisis, it is exhibited.
In times of prosperity, remember it’s the fattest pig that goes to the butcher.
Like a Tuk-Tuk he is having ignition problems
As sweet as tooti frooti
A good lather is half the shave…
Cats on a hot tin roof
Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!
A revolutionary idea is usually the one with its sleeves rolled up
After marriage, the other man’s wife looks more beautiful.
Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.
As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.
Beware of the naked man who offers you his shirt.
Even a cock crows before his own dung hill
I have seen many ladies displaying different styles and different styles displaying ladies.
It's like the brooding hen sitting over a china egg.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained. And venture belongs to the adventurous.
One who doesn't throw the dice can never expect to score a six.
The ball whizzes past like a bumblebee and the Indians are in the sea.
The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a haystack.
The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.
There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an oncoming train which will run them over.
We are all Adam's children - it's just the skin that makes all the difference.
We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.
You can't play a symphony alone, it takes an orchestra to play it
In the Orchard of opportunity, you cant wait for the fruit to drop
Money is like manure. Its no good unless you spread it!
They are so timid, they wouldn’t say Boo to a goose
Good intentions die unless utilized
Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.
Statistics are like bikinis, what they reveal is suggestive, what they hide is essential!
He played that like a dwarf at a urinal.
I lean on statistics like a drunken man leans on a lamppost, only for support, not illumination
To catch a trout, you must be prepared to lose a fly.
He has a back lift like an octopus falling out of a tree, all over the place!
There is always free cheese in a mousetrap
Come to my parlor said the spider to the fly
A dog kennel is no place to hide a sausage
You can never unscramble eggs.
Call the bear uncle until you cross his bridge.
Wallowing in foolishness like a rhinoceros in an African bog.
Gamblers they Are like Toilets BROKE one Day Flush The Next
The only thing you get in life without effort is dandruff.
You may have 40 million reasons for failure, not a single excuse
The real bone of contention is that there cannot be any fruit without a root
I grow daily to honour facts more and more and theory less and less, and facts will not cease to exist just because they are ignored.
It was like an "umbrella without ribs" and "sleeping" on the issue for the last one year.
It was the general proposing and the captain disposing.
Spit on your hands! Take the black flag! And start slitting throats!
The ball went so high it could have got an airhostess on its way down!
This team is like bicycles in a cycle stand… one falls and the entire row falls!
The scoreboard is running faster than an Indian Taximeter!
The batsman is like a three-wheeler. Sucks a lot of fuel, but cannot go beyond 30!
The wily fox is back… it is an ill omen when a fox licks the lambs!
A big outcry but no outcome!
Just because a rose smells sweet, you do not use it in the soup!
Bad habits are like comfy beds - easy to get into, very difficult to get out off.
You aren’t rewarded for having brains, you’re rewarded for using them.
A lemon squeezed too hard yields a bitter juice.
Hope is putting faith to work when doubting would be easier.
Curry is a worry.
To achieve, you have to believe
Success is the fruit of concentration.
Strike when the iron is hot, and make the iron hot by striking.
Strength grows in the garden of patience
Your originality is your strength.
If you enjoy a particular thing, you will always succeed at it
Winning is not important, but wanting to win is.
When you are submerged up to your ears in trouble, try using the part that isn’t submerged.
Faith in your abilities will help you face the music, even if you don’t like the tune.
Penny and penny will make many.
Every dog is a lion at his own door.
Disappointments need to be cremated, not embalmed.
Those openers are like nappies, and changed for the same reason.
A tree is always known by its fruit.
The blood of the soldier gives glory to the general.
Troubles are like babies - the more you nurse them, the bigger they grow.
The first blow is half the battle.
A recession is where you have to tighten your belt. A depression is where you have no belt to tighten. When you have no pants to hold up, it is time to panic.
Next to good judgement, diamonds and pearls are the next rarest thing.
When everything is coming your way, you might just be in the wrong lane of traffic.
It is choice, not chance that determines destiny.
Fine feathers make a fine bird.
Flattery is like chewing gum, you chew it for a while, don’t swallow it - and after a while, spit it out!
Every time a lamb bleats, it loses a mouthful of hay
Judge people by their performance, not by their intentions.
A true professional is like a chameleon - he will change colour to suit his surroundings.
Easy to criticise an egg, difficult to lay one.
Keep feeding your faith until your doubts starves to death.
Experience is the thing you get right after you need it.
When you’re running with the big dogs, you can’t piddle like a puppy.
It is better to pluck the fruit from the tree than wait for it to fall.
You’ve got to put the saddle on the right horse.
Success is a matter of luck and pluck.
Big boast, small roast
The light at the end of the tunnel is nothing but an oncoming train.
The whole world is not cleaned by soft soap.
Good deeds speak for themselves, the tongue only speaks of their eloquence.
Speed has little to do with your progress - it is more to do with direction.
If fate gives you a lemon, make lemonade.
There is a devil in every berry of the grape.
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
The only thing you can get in a hurry is trouble.
Hope is the elixir of life.
A man who is heading nowhere is sure to reach his destination.
He’s like a tornado - he can really blow you off your feet.
Commonsense is the knack of seeing things as they are and doing things as they need to be done.
A pessimist is one who burns bridges before the enemy gets to them.
He who ceases to praise ceases to prosper.
This is a batsman who is as erratic as the electricity supply in most parts of India.
You can take the tiger out of the jungle, but you can’t take the jungle out of the tiger.
It’s not the early bird that gets the worm, it’s the smart one.
Don’t die until you’re dead.
Patience is the greatest of all shock-absorbers.
Ideas are funny things - they don’t work unless you do.
Some students will drink from the fountain of knowledge - others will simply gargle.
To err is human - but not too often.
If you want your hen to lay, you have to bear the cackling.
You can’t prevent the consequences of your mistakes.
It is tiny droplets of water that make a shower. He’s believing his doubt and doubting his belief.
You always make your own luck.
In life, as in chess, it is foresight which will win.
A small leak can sink a big ship.
His mind is on the boisterous sea of doubt.
A good example is the best sermon you can ever preach.
Talent is nothing if it’s not controlled, harnessed and disciplined.
Failure is a better teacher than success, but it will seldom get an apple.
The weakness of your opposition is your strength.
When you are an anvil, hold yourself still, When you’re a hammer, strike your fill.
They’re trying to make a whistle sound like a trumpet.
The darker the berry, the sweeter the juice, the longer the rope, the tighter the noose.
The world is all about mind and matter; I don't mind and you don't matter.
If one-day cricket was pyjama cricket, then Twenty20 is underwear cricket.
He's shredded that into smithereens
A fifty is like kissing a virgin, you just have to go on!
Comments should be like skirts. Short enough to keep your attention, but long enough to cover the subject
The Sri Lankans are running between the wickets as if their wives are chasing them with a belan.
He is like a fighter plane with the speed of an auto rickshaw.
INDIAN CRICKET IS LIKE INDIAN MONSOON, WHEN IT RAINS IT POURS, OR ELSE THERE IS DROUGHT
Cricket is the game of glorious uncertainties! Glorious-when Sri Lankans play, uncertain-when India plays
In London they drive on the left, in India we drive on what is left
Indians should now be on their toes like midgets at a urinal.
For the Indians now it's 'fight back' or 'flight back'
He flew like a bird and plucked it out of thin air.
Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goal keeper. He must be given a free transfer to Manchester United.
The Indians are jelling together as a cohesive unit.
Dravid has hit this shot as straight as a candle.
Ajit Agarkar is as fresh as a daisy.
Sourav Ganguly is "The Burden of Calamity"
Indians have certainly erased the tag of tigers at home, pussy cats abroad!
Indian team without Sachin is like giving a Kiss without a Squeeze
New Zealanders have their limits, The kiwis are the birds that cannot fly!
He is a dibbly dobbly bowler
He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too.
If only he could learn how to play, he would make a great player!
They will not only come back home with their cup, but with the opposition's cherries as well
Eddie Nichols is a man who cannot find his own buttocks with his two hands.
He has thrown him to the wolves
He opened him like a can of beans
We are all Adam's children — it's just the silk that makes all the difference!
Right now he's looking like a Cheshire cat that's had loads of cream!
He is flowing like a river - simply unstoppable!
Great feathers make great birds!
My idea of a bird is 36-24-36.
A girl born beautiful is half married
A fly in the soup’s better than no meat at all.
Flaming youth cooks its own goose.
Strong men and waterfalls channel their own paths.
No one reads a book to reach the middle. Ending is the most important part of the story.
There is no point in aiming at the target if you are loaded with blanks.
God is always on the side of the heavier battalion.
It is always difficult to dance on a crooked floor.
Small leaks can sink large ships.
They are like a “golden drum” which makes a lot of noise but was hollow inside.
Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope
Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a topless bar!
He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition.
Kumble's bowling at the moment is flat as a Dosa
I am a sepoy and will follow the guidance of my leaders.
As a rule man is a fool, when it’s hot he wants it cool, and when it’s cool he wants it hot, Always wants what is not!
Warne is a victim of his own success. He has taken to women the way an ostrich takes to the skies.
This bowler bowls so slow that the batsmen have enough time to call home and talk to their wives between every delivery
Pitches are like husband!!! They keep slowing down!!!
His slower ball was so slow that my mama can run faster than that
His footwork is like a car in a traffic jam
The ball missed the bat like a kiss in a hindi movie
He is a constipated batsman/bowler, puts in a lot of effort and has very little results to show for in the end.
Sachin Tendular drives the ball faster than Michael Schumacher's Ferrari.
Ever since he started endorsing for Ferrari, his batting has gone into 7th gear
A dead man is no good to the Society. A dead man's family is also no good to the society
When you fall on your back side the only place you can look is up
I don’t trust the Indian batting, they can snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
The trouble with Father Time is that it did not even wait for a woman
One Day Cricket is like a pyjama; every one fits into it.
If you sow the wind you reap the whirlwind.
Rusty brains don’t squeak
Don't open your old umbrella and run it over your shoulder.
Only one man in a thousand is the leader of men, rest 999 follow the women
Blondes read OIL as 710
You don’t judge the Horse-power of a vehicle by the size of its exhaust.
Kenya in South Africa was like a mountain having labor pains.
India looks like a crippled cobra whose fangs are clipped.
He is racing with me, in my spanking new car, on his old bike which has lost its chain.(He ain't going any where).He started at the bottom and is still there.
Give them a long rope and they will hang themselves from it.
If there is no difference of opinion, there will be no horse race
When you can kiss the mistress, never kiss the maid!!!!
"Mad dogs keep barking at the elephant, but the king elephant does not bother about them at all."
New burdens are always heavy when everybody lifts
You are your own doctor in curing your cold -feet.
Thoughts are the real interpreters of your actions.
Faith in your abilities, that’s got to do wonders for you.
There are 2 things to which you've got 2 surrender; one is the weather and the other your wife.
The hands that carry the wound should also carry its cure.
Fear is the dark-room where negatives develop.
It does not take much 2 do things,but it takes a lot 2 decide what 2 do.
We must prove that it's skill and not strength that governs its ship
It is better 2 have talent and use it well rather than 2 have it in abundance and squander it.
Honour is the spur that pricks the princely mind.
Past is bucket full of ashes
Washing coal with a soap will do nothing for u.
Take pride out of man and he is like an umbrella without the ribs.
Calamity is the touchstone 2 a brave mind.
Experience is a hard teacher, it gives u the test first and then the lesson.
It takes very little strength to do things, but it takes a lot 2 decide what 2 do.
Nothing great was ever achieved without an act of decision.
The past is the best prophet for the future.
A Sailor has a wife on every port.
Defeats need to be cremated and not embalmed.
An optimist is a person who calls bullshit a fertilizer.
As happy as a Lark.

1. That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it.
2. There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an incoming train which will run them over.
3. Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.
4. This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was runout in the third test against the West Indies at Barbados."Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope."
5. Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taxi meter.
6. Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.
7. Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!
8. He is like Indian three-wheeler which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!
9. The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend, that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world which does not have wings!
10. As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.
11. The ball whizzes past like a bumble bee and the Indians are in the sea.
12. The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a haystack.
13. The pitch is as dead as a dodo.
14. Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a topless bar!
15. The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala...one falls and everything else falls!
16. Indian team without Sachin is like giving a Kiss without a Squeeze.
17. You cannot make Omelets without breaking the eggs.
18. Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goal keeper. He must be given a free transfer to Manchester United.
19. He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too.
20. One, who doesn't throw the dice, can never expect to score a six.
21. This was uttered after Eddie Nichols, the third umpire, ruled Shivnarine Chanderpaul 'NOT OUT' in the second test at Port of Spain, T&T. "Eddie Nichols is a man who cannot find his own buttocks with his two hands."
22. Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.
23. Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.
24. You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.
25. The cat with gloves catches no mice.
26. Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.
27. You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.
28. He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition.
29. The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason

Fattest pigs go to the butcher first."

"You don't kill a man who is hell-bent on committing suicide"

'In the orchard of opportunity, you can't wait for the fruit to drop'.

According to Navjot, Sourav Ganguly is "The Burden of Calamity"

"Money is like manure. Its no good unless you spread it!" (Talking about the distribution of money in the Indian cricket team)

"They are so timid, they wouldn't say boo to a goose!" (Talking about the tail of the Indian batting order)

Good intentions die unless utilized

"Statistics are like bikinis… what they reveal is suggestive, what they hide is essential!"

One comment he made that they picked up in the papers over here was regarding a shot Tendulker played off his toes... "he played that like a dwarf at a urinal"...

I lean on statistics like a drunken man leans on a lamppost, only for support, not illumination

When Dravid nicked Bond through the slips for 4 from a full half volley, Sidhu said....... that's Ok from Bond, in order to catch a trout you must be prepared to lose a fly

He has a backlift like an octopus falling out of a tree, all over the place!

There is always free cheese in a mousetrap

Come to my parlour said the spider to the fly

A dog kennel is no place to hide a sausage

You can never unscramble eggs

Call the bear uncle until you are safely across the bridge

"He's wallowing in foolishness like a rhino in an African pool."

Gamblers they Are like Toilets BROKE one Day Flush The Next (Navjot Sidhu Talks About The decision To Bring On Harbhajan Singh Into The attack During The 1st Test In Wellington New Zealand)

The Only Thing You Get In Life Without Trying is dandruff

1. It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return,

But what is more painful is to love someone

and never find the courage

to let that person know

how you feel.

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2. A sad thing in life is when you meet someone

who means a lot to you,

only to find out in the end that it was

never meant to be and you just have to let go.

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3. The best kind of friend

is the kind you can sit on a porch

swing with, never say a word, and then walk

away feeling like it was the best conversation

you've ever had.

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4. It's true that we don't know what

we've got until we lose it, but

it's also true that we don't know what we've

been missing until it arrives.

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5. It takes only a minute

to get a crush on someone, an hour to

like someone, and a day to love someone-but it

takes a lifetime to forget that someone.

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6. Don't go for looks; they can deceive.

Don't go for wealth; even that fades away.

Go for someone who makes you smile because it

Takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright.

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7. Dream what you want to dream;

Go where you want to go;

Be what you want to be, because you have only

One life and one chance to do all the things you

Want to do.

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8. Always put yourself in the other's shoes. If

you feel that it hurts you, it probably hurts the

person too.

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9. A careless word may kindle strife;

A cruel word may wreck a life;

A timely word may level stress;

A loving word may heal and bless.

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10. The happiest of people don't necessarily have

The best of everything

They just make the most of everything

That comes along their way.

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11.When you were born, you were crying and everyone

around you was smiling.

Live your life so that when you die,

you're the one smiling and everyone around you is

crying.

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Vikram Jeet Singh, Shimla

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