Short & Sweet Q & A

Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday

Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you have?

Manager: Sorry, but i can't give u a job. I don't need much help.
Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You
see, I won't be of much help anyway!!

Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?
Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.

Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!
Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.

Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!
Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?

Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.
Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me!

Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.

Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!

 

Boy : May I hold your hand?
Girl : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

Girl : Say you love me! Say you love me!
Boy : You love me...

Girl : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
Boy : Sure, what's your phone number??

Girl : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
Boy : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

Girl : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
Boy : Don't you ever want to improve??

Boy : I love you and I could die for you!
Girl : How soon??

Boy : I would go to the end of the world for you!
Girl : Yes, but would you stay there??

Sharon : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
Tracy : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

Man : You remind me of the sea.
Woman : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
Man : NO, because you make me sick

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...

Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-
Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people?
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good?
Answer:-
No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...
Stupid Question:-
Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big!
Answer:-
Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question:-
Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:-
No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the money.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question:-
Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:-
No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or
not. You thought I was sleeping....you dumb witted moron.

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:-
Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:-
No, its autumn and I'm shedding......

9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question:-
Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-
No it wont. It will just bleed.

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...
Stupid Question:-
Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:-
Gosh, it's a miracle .......it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!

HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like
yours!!

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share!!!

HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!!!

HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!!!

HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

Be Like This(Hindi)

रहो जमीं पे, मगर आसमां का ख्वाब रखो,
तुम अपनी सोच को हर वक्त लाजवाब रखो.

खड़े न हो सको इतना न सर झुकाओ कभी,
तुम अपने हाथ में किरदार की किताब रखो.

उभर रहा जो सूरज, तो धूप निकलेगी
उजालों में रहो, मत धुंध का हिसाब रखो.

मिले तो ऐसे कि कोई न भूल पाये तुम्हें
महक वंफा की रखो और बेहिसाब रखो.

अक्लमंदों में रहो तो अक्लमंदों की तरह
और नादानों में रहना हो रहो नादान से.

वो जो कल था और अपना भी नहीं था दोस्तों
आज को लेकिन सजा लो एक नयी पहचान से.

Meaning of a Kiss

What every kiss means :

~Kiss on the stomach = I'm ready
~Kiss on the Forehead = I hope we're together forever
~Kiss on the Ear = Your my everything
~Kiss on the Cheek = You look so cute
~Kiss on the Hand = I adore you
~Kiss on the Neck = We belong together
~Kiss on the Shoulder = I want you
~Kiss on the Lips = I love you

What the gesture means...

~Holding Hands = We definitely like each other
~Slap on the butt = That's mine
~Holding on tight = I don't want to let go
~Looking into each other's Eyes = I just plain love you
~Playing with Hair = Tell me you love me
~Arms around the Waist = I love you too much to let go
~Laughing while Kissing = I am completely comfortable with you

***Advice***

Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
If you were thinking about someone while reading this,

you're definitely in Love.

(Definitely not a creation of mine, pasted from somewhere else ofcourse)

Titanic song in Orkut mood

Every time in my orkut
I see you. I scrap you.
That is how I know you go on.
Far across the Scrap Book
And testimonials between us
You have come to show yourself " single".
Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the friends list does go on
Once more you logged on
And you're here in my scrap book
And my scrap book will go on and on
Testimonials can touch us one time
And last for sometime
And never let go till we're friends
Love was when I saw your friends list
One true time I hold to
In my life I'll surely view her/his profile
Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the friends list does go on
Once more you logged on
And you're here in my scrap book
And my scrap book will go on and on
There is some amazing profile that will not
go away
You're here, there's so much to fear,
And I know that my friend will know I checked her/him out
We'll stay forever this way
You are safe in my friends list
And my friends list will go on

What is the height of.......

1. What is height of Fashion?
Dhoti with a zip

 

2. What is height of Secrecy?
Offering blank visiting cards.

3. What is height of Active-laziness?
Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.

4. What is height of Laziness?
Adopting a child.

 

5. What is height of Craziness?
Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.

6. What is height of Forget-fulness?
Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.

 

7. What is height of Stupidity?
A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door. 

8. What is height of Honesty?
A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.

9. What is height of Suicide?
A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.

10. What is height of De-hydration?
A cow giving milk powder.

May God bless you

May God make your year a happy one!

Not by shielding you from all sorrows and pain,
But by strengthening you to bear it, as it comes;

Not by making your path easy,
But by making you sturdy to travel any path;

Not by taking hardships from you,
But by taking fear from your heart;

Not by granting you unbroken sunshine,
But by keeping your face bright, even in the shadows;

Not by making your life always pleasant,
But by showing you when people and their causes need you most,
And by making you anxious to be there to help.

God's love, peace, hope and joy to you for the year ahead.

Never loose your Friend

Around the corner I have a friend,
In this great city that has no end,

Yet the days go by and weeks rush on,

And before I know it,

a year is gone.

 

And I never see my old friends face,

For life is a swift and terrible race,

He knows I like him just as well,

As in the days when I rang his bell.

 

And he rang mine if we were younger then,

And now we are busy, tired men.

Tired of playing a foolish game,

Tired of trying to make a name.

 

"Tomorrow" I say! "I will call on Jim"

"Just to show that I'm thinking of him."

But tomorrow comes and tomorrow goes,

And distance between us grows and grows.

 

Around the corner! yet miles away,

"Here's a telegram sir" "Jim died today."

And that's what we get and deserve in the end.

Around the corner, a vanished friend.

Remember to always say what you mean.

If you love or like someone, tell them.

Don't be afraid to express yourself.

Reach out and tell someone what they mean to you.

 

 Because when you decide that it,

is the right time it might be too late.

Seize the day. Never have regrets.

 

And most importantly, stay

close to your friends and family,

for they have helped make you

the person that you are today.

Try to learn something from your Eyes

They blink together,
They move together,
They cry together,
They see things together
They sleep together

BUT THEY NEVER SEE EACH OTHER...

That's what friendship really is !!

 

If I called you and asked you to pick me up because something happened.... would you come?
If I had one day left to live my life... would you be part of my last day?

If I needed a shoulder to cry on.... would you give me yours?

13 Signs of Falling in Love

13. When you're on the phone with them late at night and they hang Up...but you miss them already when it was just two minutes ago

12. You read their texts over and over again...

11. You walk really slowly when you're with them...

10. You feel shy whenever you're with them...

9. When you think about them, your heart beats faster and faster...

8 . You smile when you hear their voice...

7. When you look at them, you can't see the other people around You...All you see is him/her...

6. You start listening to slow songs, while thinking of them...

5. They become ALL you think about...

4. You get high just from their scent...

3. You realize that you're always smiling to yourself when you think About them...

2. You would do anything for them...

1. While reading this, there was one person on your mind the whole Time.....

The value of your friend

What would you do if every time you wanted someone they would never be
there?

What would you do if for every moment you were truly happy there would
be 10 moments of sadness?

What would you do if your best friend died tomorrow and you never got
to tell them how you felt?

So, I just wanted to say, even if I never talk to you again in my life,
you are special to me and you have made a difference i n my life.

I look up to you, respect you, and truly cherish you.

Send this to all your friends, no matter how often you talk, or how
close you are, and send it to the person who sent it to you.

Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them, and tell new friends
you never will.

Remember, everyone needs a friend, someday you might feel like you have
NO FRIENDS at all, just remember this e-mail and take comfort in
knowing somebody out there cares about you and always will.


I'll Always Be There

In times of trouble,

In times of need,

If you are feeling SAD,

You can count on me.

I will give you a wink,

Until you smile,

give you a hug,

And stand by your side.

I'll be there for you till the end,

I'll always and forever, be your friend!

Don't hesitate in initiating a conversation

Both Friends will think the other is busy
And will not contact thinking it may be disturbing.

As time passes both will think let the other contact.
After that each will think why should I contact first?

Here UR love will be converted to HATE.
Finally without contact the memory becomes weak.

They forget each other.
One fine Day, they will meet and blame each another.

So Keep in touch with all your Friends.
And Pass this to all your Friends.

I don't want to be one of this Kind.
So here I am to say you

Hi

Take Care

Keep in Touch Always

Keep your tongue always under control

I've heard it said don't go to bed
while hanging on to sorrow,
you may not have the chance to laugh
with those you love tomorrow.

You may not mean the words you speak
when anger takes its toll,
you may regret your actions
once you've lost your self-control.

When you've lost your temper
and you've said some hurtful things,
think about the heartache
that your actions sometime bring.

You'll never get those moments back,
such precious time to waste,
and all because of things you said
in anger and in haste.

So if you're loving someone
and your pride has settled in,
you may not ever have the chance
to say to them again...

"I love you and I miss you
and although we don't agree,
I'll try to see your point of view,
please do the same for me."

Movies in the world of IT

 IF BILL GATES START MAKING FILMS IN BOLLYWOOD, NAMES WOULD BE ::

1. Hang To Hona Hi Tha !!!!!!!!!!!!
2. Meri Disc Tumhare Paas Hai
3. Aao Chat Kare
4. Programmer No.1
5. Mera Naam Developer
6. Java Wale Job Le Jayenge
7. Hum Apke Memory Mein Rehte Hein
8. Do Processor Baarah Terminal
9. Tera Code Chal Gaya
10. Har Din Jo Mail Karega
11. Network Ke Us Paar
12. Debugging Koi Khel Nahi
13. Jish Desh Mein Bill Gates Rehta Hai
14. Raju Ban Gaya MCSE .!
15. Client Ek Numbari Programmer Dus Numbari
16. Login Karo Sajana
18. Naukar PC Ka
19. 1942 -- A Bug Story
20. Kaho Na Virus Hai
21. Crash Se Crash Tak
22. Haan Maine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai
23. Password De Ke Dekho
24. Terminal Apna Login Parayi

Magic Tricks Using Maths

The world of magic on the face of it seems very distant from the logical precise, predictable world of mathematics.

Yet many of the greatest magic tricks ever seen rely heavily on maths to make them work. In this section we explore some of the best tricks so that you can amaze your friends.

Recurring Number Magic

Effect
You write down the following 8 digit number on a piece of paper:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 9

Then ask a friend to circle one of the digits. Say that they circle number 7.

You then ask your friend to multiply the 8 digit number by 63, and magically the result ends up being:

   1 2 3 4 5 6 7 9
x                     6 3
7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7     

with the answer as a row of the chosen number 7.

The Secret
When your friend circles a number, you need to multiply the chosen number by 9 in your head - if 3 was chosen you would work out 3 x 9 = 27. Then you need to ask your friend to multiply the 8 digit number by the number you have just worked out. In the case of 3 being chosen you ask your friend to multiply 12345679 by 27 and you magically get the answer 333333333.

 

THE NAME OF THE CARD IS...

Effect
You secretly predict which card will be chosen. Then you ask a friend to randomly select a number and count down that many cards in the deck. At first this card doesn't match your prediction, but after a few comical adjustments, the name of the card mysteriously appears!

Things you need
A deck of playing cards
A calculator
Paper and pencil

Preparing the trick
Put the 10 of Hearts in the eighteenth position down from the top of the deck.

The Secret
Announce that you are going to predict which card will be chosen from the deck. On a piece of paper, write: THE NAME OF THE CARD IS Fold the paper so that your friend doesn't see what you've written and put it aside until later. Ask your friend to:
1. Enter a 3-digit number into the calculator. (The first digit must be larger than the last digit.)     Example: 845
2. Reverse this number and subtract it from the first number. -548 3.

Add the digits in the answer. 297 2+9+7=18 The digits will always add up to 18!
Tell him to count down that many cards in the deck. It will be the 10 of Hearts.
Finally, ask him to open the piece of paper and read your prediction.
He'll read, "THE NAME OF THE CARD IS".

Say that you were in such a hurry that you forgot to finish your prediction. Then make these adjustments and his card will mysteriously appear!
-cross off the H in THE
-cross off the AME in NAME
-cross off the T in THE
-cross off the CD in CARD
-change the I in IS to a T by crossing the top

leaving THE TEN OF HEARTS

 

The Mysterious Aces

Effect
Three aces will magically appear when the great Mathematical Forces are called.

Things you need
A deck of cards

Preparing the trick
Pick out the aces and any 8. Then count down seven cards and place the 8 with the four aces underneath it. (In other words, the 8 is the eighth card and the aces are 9th, 10th, 11th, and 12th cards down.)

The Secret
Ask a friend for a number between 10 and 20. (Be careful 10 works but 20 does not!) Deal out that number of cards into a pile one at a time. Ask your friend to add the digits of that number. Return that many cards to the top of the deck one card at a time. Turn over the top card and it will be and it will be an ACE. (Very cool!!) Set this Ace aside and put the small pile back on top of the deck. Repeat the trick two more times and get two more aces. Finally, pretend to ask the Lords of Maths for a sign as to where the other ACE is. Pretend that they tell you to turn over the top card. (It will be an 8) Count down that many cards and there will be the final ACE!!! (A quick example...count out 15 cards one at a time... then put six back one at a time...and turn over the top card .... An Ace!!!)

Number Card Magic
Make 5 cards the same as these:

Card A 1 3 5 7 9 11 13 15 17 19 21 23 25 27 29 31
Card B 2 3 6 7 10 11 14 15 18 19 22 23 26 27 30 31
Card C 4 5 6 7 12 13 14 15 20 21 22 23 28 29 30 31
Card D 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31
Card E 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31

Get your friend to choose any number from the cards without telling you the number, but to tell you all the cards it appears on. You should be able to quickly say what number was chosen. How?

Superfast Addition
Get a friend to write down 2 numbers less than 20, one under the other without you seeing them. then your friend makes a third number by adding the first 2 together and write it below the first two. Then make a fourth number by adding the second and third, a fifth by adding the third and fourth, and so on, until there is a column of ten numbers. Now if you look at the numbers you can quickly give the total of the column. .

All you do is multiply the seventh number by 11, in the example below it is 142 x11.

Example 14+9+23+32+55+87+142+229+371+600 =1562

You can multiply by any number by 11 very quickly in your head - How? The secret is to multiply the number by 10 first and then add the number to the first result. For the example above - 10 x 142 = 1420 (the really easy bit - just add 0 to the end), then add 142 to 1420 which gives us the answer 1562 (even that bit's not too difficult either!). More hints on approximation are found here.

Maths Tricks

Multiply any two numbers from 11 to 20 in your head.

Take 15 x 13 for example..

Place the larger no. first in your mind and then do something like this Take the larger no on the top and the second digit of the smaller no. in the bottom.

15

3

The rest is quite simple. Add 15+3 = 18 . Then multiply 18 x 10 = 180 ...

Now multiply the second digit of both the no.s (ie; 5 x 3 = 15) Now add 180 + 15

Here is the answer 180 + 15 = 195 .

Think over it. This is a simple trick. It will help you a lot.

 

Multiply any number from 1 to 10 by 9

To multiply by 9,try this:
(1) Spread your two hands out and place them on a desk or table in front of you.
(2) To multiply by 3, fold down the 3rd finger from the left. To multiply by 4, it would be the 4th finger and so on.
(3) the answer is 27 ... READ it from the two fingers on the left of the folded down finger and the 7 fingers on the right of it.

This one was really cool wasn't it

 

Multiply any two digit number with 11.

This trick is much simpler than the previous one and it is more useful too. Let the number be 27 . Therefore 27 x 11

Divide the number as 2 _ 7

Add 2+ 7 = 9

Thus the answer is 2 9 7

Wasn't this one simple. But there is one complication. If you take a number like 57 Thus _57 x 11

Divide the number as 5 _ 7

Add 5 + 7 = 12

Now add 1 to 5 and place 2 in the middle so the answer is 5+1_2 _7 = _627

Thus the answer is 627

 

Multiply any number by 11 .

Trick number 2 tells you how to multiply a two digit number by 11 but what if you have a number like 12345678 . Well that is very easy if you our trick as given below . Read it carefully.

Let the number be 12345678 __ thus 12345678 x 11

Write down the number as 012345678 ( Add a 0 in the beginning)

Now starting from the units digit write down the numbers after adding the number to the right

So the answer will be 135802458

This one is simple if you think over it properly all you got to do is to add the number on the right . If you are getting a carry over then add that to the number on the left. So I will tell you how I got the answer . Read carefully.

The number was 12345678 ___ I put a 0 before the number ____ so the new number 012345678

Now I wrote ___ 012345678

Then for the answer

8 + 0 = 8

7 + 8 = 15 (1 gets carry carried over)

6+1+7 = 14 ( 1 gets carried over)

5 + 1 + 6 = 12 ( 1 gets carried over)

4 + 1 + 5 = 10 ( 1 gets carried over)

3 + 1 + 4 = 8

2 + 3 = 5

1 + 2 = 3

0 + 1 = 1

Thus the answer = 135802458

Now I hope you have understood the trick if you want more help please contact me by e-mail using the contact form given below. Please don't fail to mention your e-mail address as it is essential to contact back.

 

Square any two digit number

Suppose the number is 47 . Look for the nearest multiple of 10 . ie; in this case 50 . We will reach 50 if we add 3 to 47. So multiply (47+3) x (47-3) = 50 x 44 = 2200 This is the 1st interim answer.

We had added 3 to reach the nearest multiple of 10 that is 50 thus 3x 3 = 9 This is the second interim answer.

The final answer is 2200 + 9 = 2209 ... Practice This one on paper first.

 

Square a 2 Digit Number, for this example 37:

Look for the nearest 10 boundary
In this case up 3 from 37 to 40.
Since you went UP 3 to 40 go DOWN 3 from 37 to 34.
Now mentally multiply 34x40
The way I do it is 34x10=340;
Double it mentally to 680
Double it again mentally to 1360
This 1360 is the FIRST interim answer.
37 is "3" away from the 10 boundary 40.
Square this "3" distance from 10 boundary.
3x3=9 which is the SECOND interim answer.
Add the two interim answers to get the final answer.
Answer: 1360 + 9 = 1369

With practice this can easily be done in your head.

 

Squaring numbers in the hundreds.

If the number to be squared is 106:
Square the last two digits (no carry): 6 x 6 = 36: _ _ _ 3 6
Add the last two digits (06) to the number: 106 + 6 = 112: 1 1 2 _ _
So 106 x 106 = 11236.
See the pattern?

If the number to be squared is 112:
Square the last two digits (keep carry 1): 12 x 12 = 144: _ _ _ 4 4
Add the last two digits (12) plus the carry (1) to the number:
112 + 12 + 1 = 125: 1 2 5 _ _
So 112 x 112 = 12544.

 

Squaring a number in the three hundreds

Choose a number in the 300s (practice with numbers under 310, then progress to larger ones).
Square the first digit = : 9 _ _ _ _
The next two digits will be 6 times the last 2 digits: _ X X _ _
The last two places will be the square of the last digit: _ _ _ X X
Example:
If the number to be squared is 309:
The first digit is 9: 9 _ _ _ _
The next two digits are 6 times the last digit:
6 x 9 = 54: _ 5 4 _ _
Square the last digit: 9 x 9 = 81: _ _ _ 8 1
So 309 x 309 = 95481.

For larger numbers reverse the steps:

Square the last two digits (keep the carry): _ _ _ X X
6 times the last two digits + carry: _ X X _ _
Square the first digit + carry: X _ _ _ _

See the pattern?


If the number to be squared is 325:
Square last two digits (keep carry):
25x25 = 625 (keep 6): _ _ _ 2 5
6 times the last two digits + carry:
6x25 = 150; 150+6 = 156 (keep 1): _ 5 6 _ _
Square the first digit + carry:
3x3 = 9; 9+1 = 10: 1 0 _ _ _ _
So 325 x 325 = 105625.

 

Squaring numbers in the five hundreds

Choose a number in the 500s (start with low numbers at first; then graduate to larger ones).
The first two digits of the square are 25: 2 5 _ _ _ _
The next two digits will be 10 times the last 2 digits: _ _ X X _ _
The last two places will be the square of the last two digits: _ _ _ _ X X
Example:
If the number to be squared is 508:
The first two digits are 25: 2 5 _ _ _ _
The next two digits are 10 times the last 2 digits:
10 x 8 = 80: _ _ 8 0 _ _
Square the last digit: 8 x 8 = 64: _ _ _ 6 4
So 508 x 508 = 258,064.

For larger numbers reverse the steps:

Square the last two digits (keep the carry): _ _ _ _ X X
10 times the last two digits + carry: _ _ X X _ _
25 + carry: X X _ _ _ _

See the pattern?


If the number to be squared is 525:
Square the last two digits (keep the carry):
25 x 25 = 625 (keep 6): _ _ _ _ 2 5
10 times the last two digits + carry:
10 x 25 = 250; 250 + 6 = 256 (keep 2): _ _ 5 6 _ _
25 + carry: 25 + 2 - 27: 2 7 _ _ _ _
So 425 x 425 = 275,625.

 

Square a two digit number ending in five

This one is as easy as the previous ones but you have to pay a little more attention to this one . Read carefully :

Let the number be 35

35 x 35

Multiply the last digits of both the numbers ; thus ___ 5 x 5 = 25

now add 1 to 3 thus 3 + 1 = 4

multiply 4 x 3 = 12

thus answer 1225

You will have to think over this one carefully.As 5 has to come in the end so the last two digits o the answer will be 25 . Add 1 to the first digit and multiply it by the original first digit . Now this answer forms the digits before the 25. Thus we get an answer .

 

Squaring a number in the two hundreds.

Choose a number in the 200s (practice with numbers under 210, then progress to larger ones).
Square the first digit = 4: __4 _ _ _ _
The next two digits will be 4 times the last 2 digits: _ X X _ _
The last two places will be the square of the last digit: _ _ _ X X


Example:
If the number to be squared is 206:
The first digit is 4: 4 _ _ _ _
The next two digits are 4 times the last two digits :
4 x 6 = 24: _ 2 4 _ _
Square the last digit: 6 x 6 = 36: _ _ _ 3 6
So 206 x 206 = 42436.

For larger numbers work right to left:

Square the last two digits (keep the carry): _ _ _ X X
4 times the last two digits + carry: _ X X _ _
Square the first digit + carry: X _ _ _ _

See the pattern?

If the number to be squared is 225:
Square last two digits (keep carry):
25x25 = 625 (keep 6): _ _ _ 2 5
4 times the last two digits + carry:
4x25 = 100; 100+6 = 106 (keep 1): _ 0 6 _ _
Square the first digit + carry:
2x2 = 4; 4+1 = 5: 5 _ _ _ _
So 225 x 225 = 50625.

 

Squaring numbers in the four hundreds

Choose a number in the 400s (keep the numbers low at first; then progress to larger ones).
The first two digits of the square are 16: 1 6 _ _ _ _
The next two digits will be 8 times the last 2 digits: _ _ X X _ _
The last two places will be the square of the last two digits: _ _ _ _ X X
Example:
If the number to be squared is 407:
The first two digits are 16: 1 6 _ _ _ _
The next two digits are 8 times the last 2 digits:
8 x 7 = 56: _ _ 5 6 _ _
Square the last digit: 7 x 7 = 49: _ _ _ 4 9
So 407 x 407 = 165,649.

For larger numbers reverse the steps:

Square the last two digits (keep the carry): _ _ _ _ X X
8 times the last two digits + carry: _ _ X X _ _
16 + carry: X X _ _ _ _

See the pattern?


If the number to be squared is 425:
Square the last two digits (keep the carry):
25 x 25 = 625 (keep 6): _ _ _ _ 2 5
8 times the last two digits + carry:
8 x 25 = 200; 200 + 6 = 206 (keep 2): _ _ 0 6 _ _
16 + carry: 16 + 2 = 18: 1 8 _ _ _ _
So 425 x 425 = 180,625.

 

Finding 5 percent of any number

Trick 1 : Finding 5 percent of any number
Choose a large number (or sum of money).
Move the decimal point one place to the left.
Divide by 2 (take half of it).

Example:
If the amount of money selected is Rs. 850:
Move the decimal point one place to the left.: 85
Divide by 2: 85/2 = 42.50
So 5% of Rs.850 = Rs.42.50.
See the pattern?

If the amount of money selected is Rs. 4500:
Move the decimal point one place to the left.: 450
Divide by 2: 450/2 = 225
So 5% of Rs.4500 = Rs. 225

Marriage

Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence.

Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.

Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.

Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.

Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.

Marriage is not just having a wife, but also worries inherited forever.

Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "rings":
* The Engagement Ring
* The Wedding Ring
* The Suffe-Ring
* The Endu-Ring