Difference between 'Friends' & 'Real Friends'

A simple friend has never seen you cry.
A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.

A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names.
A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.

A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party.
A real friend comes early to help you cook and clean.

A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed.
A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.

A simple friend seeks to talk with you about their problems.
A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history.
A real friend could blackmail you with it.

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.

A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument.
A real friend knows that it's not a friendship until after you've had a fight.

A simple friend expects you to always be there for them.
A real friend expects to always be there for you!

A simple friend asks for food.
A real friend brings it along.

A simple friend will greet you with "Hello!"
A real friend will give you a warm hug.

A simple friend will call your parents as Uncle & Aunty.
A real friend will call them as Dad & Mom.

A simple friend has never seen you cry.
A real friend cries alongwith you.

A simple friend will eat at your dinner table and leave.
A real friend will spend hours there, talking, laughing and just being together.

A simple friend knows a few things about you.
A real friend could write a book with direct quotes from you.

A simple friend will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
A real friend will kick the whole crowds' ass that left you.

A simple friend would knock on your door.
A real friend will walk right in and say, "I'm home!".

Simple friends are for a while.
Real friends are for life.

Simple friends will ignore this.
Real friends will forward this.

Difference between 'Friends' & 'Lovers'

Friends

Friends and lovers
are the ones we give away
into the care of other lives
and other times

You've been my friend and lover
Friend to my warmest thought
Lover to my misdirection
I hold you dear

Some stumbling thoughts
meant for you
Written as well as I can
At least for now

So, stick them in a corner
Drag them out
from time to time
when you wonder where I am

I'll remember you
You'll remember me
Friends and lovers
Never far apart

You remind me of........

Friendship
You remind me of a flower,
Pretty, inside and outside.
A reason why people smile everyday,
A gift to all.

You remind me of chocolate,
Luscious and sweet.
Someone people can turn to in crisis,
Loved by all.

You remind me of a teddy,
Cute and huggable.
Someone people feel comfortable with,
Special to all.

You remind me of a balloon,
Happy and bouncy.
Someone people can have fun with,
Enjoyed by all.

You remind me of a lot of things,
But nothing can compare to the real person,
A friend I can look up to,
Cherished by me.

- Jenny Yu -

You are.......

Friendship
You are friendly, kind and caring
Sensitive, loyal and understanding
Humorous, fun, secure and true
Always there... yes that's you.

Special, accepting, exciting and wise
Truthful and helpful, with honest blue eyes
Confiding, forgiving, cheerful and bright
Yes that's you... not one bit of spite.

You're one of a kind, different from others
Generous, charming, but not one that smothers
Optimistic, thoughtful, happy and game
But not just another... in the long chain.

Appreciative, warm and precious like gold
Our friendship won't tarnish or ever grow old
You'll always be there, I know that is true
I'll always be here... always for you.

- Written and owned by Angela Lee Hillsley -

Some of the favourite Sidhuism's

Kaanton mein reh ke bhi,
Phoolon ki tarah mehahna seekho,
Keechad mein reh ke bhi doston,
Kamal ki tarah khilna seekho,
Jo paristhitiyon se ghabra jaye,
Wo loh purush ho nahin sakta,
Rakh mein reh ke bhi,
Angaron ki tarah dehakna seekho
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Is duniya mein sheron ko bhi azadi hai, sapon ko bhi azadi hai,
Sapon ko azadi hai har baste ghar mein basne ki,
Unke sir mein zehar bhi hai aur aadat bhi hai dasne ki
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Jis ped pe phal lage hote hain, aadmi pathar marta hi usi ko hai,
No one kicks a dead dog
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Andheron ka dard kya jane jo khud sitare hain,
Doobne ki tees kya jane jo khud kinare hain,
Aag ke darya mein doobne ka dard Ganguly se seekho,
Ganguly ne kayi ujde huye gulshan saware hain
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Kabhi bhool se bhi kisi se na karna salook aisa,
Jo koi tumse karta tumhe na gawar hota
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Har deen dukhi man mein umang tumhe bharni hai,
Har aasha heen hridya mein tarang tumhe bharni hai,
Are Mahabharat to Sir har yug ki atal zaroorat hai,
Ban ke Arjun, Sachai ki jang tumhe ladni hai
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Duniya mein sabse bada rog "mere bare mein kya kahenge log?",
Insaan chadphadata hai, are yaar usne mere liye ye keh diya ,
Sari raat so nahin pata hai,
Main kehta hoon ki jo asli achiever banta hai,
Jo zindagi mein apne paon ki chaap chod ke jata hai,
Woh aadmi hai jo apne zehan ko jawabdeyi ho jata hai
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Har kyun ka jawab nahin hota,
Har chehra lajawab to nahin hota,
Are bhanware se ja ke poocho har phool pe baithta hai,
Are har phool gulab to nahin hota
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Bhagwan ki Kripa hai,
Laloo kare kawaliyan Rab sidhiyan pave
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Bulbulon ke pankhon mein bandhe huye kabhi baaz nahin rehte,
Buzdilon aur kayron ke haathon mein kabhi Raj nahin rehte,
Sar jhuka kar chalne ki aadat pad jaye jis insaan ko,
Us insaan ke sar pe kabhi Taj nahin rehte
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Jo bhara nahin hai bhavon se behti jisme rasdhar nahin,
Woh hridya nahin hai pathar hai jisme Swades ka pyar nahin
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As hopeless as a like a one-legged person at a bum kicking competition
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You are so unlucky that if you spend a night in a barrel of nipples,
You will still come out licking your thumb
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As helpless as a midget at a urinal
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Hum aaye nahin hain, Hame bulaya gaya hai,
Jo bina bulaye aate hain wo tsunamni ya tufaan hote hain,
Jo nyote par bulaye jate hain wahi asli mehmaan hote hain
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Between Yesterday's REGRET and Tommorrow's HOPE,
Is Today's OPPORTUNITY
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As you grow older u get better, unless you are a banana
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You got to choose between tightening your belt and losing your pants
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In times of prosperity, remember it’s the fattest pig that goes to the butcher
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The ball whizzes past like a bumblebee and the Indians are in the sea
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The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a haystack
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The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason
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There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an oncoming train which will run them over
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Nothing ventured, nothing gained. And venture belongs to the adventurous
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One who doesn't throw the dice can never expect to score a six
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Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn
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A revolutionary idea is usually the one with its sleeves rolled up
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If my aunty had been a man she would have been my uncle
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As innocent as freshly laid eggs
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• As you grow older u get better unless you are a banana.
• Flowing like a rampaging river
• As sleek as a Gazelle
• Falling like Cycles in a cycle stand
• Moving like a meter of an Indian Taxi
• If ‘ifs and buts’ were ‘pots and pants’ there would be no tinkers!
• MAY BE is not a Honey Bee
• It is very difficult to kill a man who is hell-bent on committing suicide.
• as dead as a dodo
• a desperate man drinks coffee with a fork
• If my aunty had been a man she would have been my uncle.
• As straight as a ram-rod.
• As innocent as freshly laid eggs.
• All that comes from a cow is not milk..
• Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald
• You cannot make Omelets without breaking the eggs.
• When you are dining with the demon you've got to have a long spoon!
• Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.
• Its not all over till the fat lady sings
• As cool as a cucumber, as wily as a fox
• A fallen lighthouse is more dangerous than a reef.
• You cannot ride a seat less bicycle without getting blisters on your bums
• Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.
• If the heavens throw you dates, you got to keep your mouth open.
• As crisp as a cracker
• Beauty even when silent is eloquent.
• You got to choose between tightening your belt and losing your pants.
• The cat with gloves catches no mice
• You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.
• Beauty bewitches both the holder and the beholder
• Even a turtle won’t move until he sticks his neck out.
• Keep still and have thy will
• He who wants a full farm must have old cocks with young bulls
• The world is a large fruit cake you will always find some nuts in it.
• What cannot be cured must be endured
• Liquor talks mighty loud when it’s let loose from the jug.
• Character is not made in a crisis, it is exhibited.
• In times of prosperity, remember it’s the fattest pig that goes to the butcher.
• Like a Tuk-Tuk he is having ignition problems
• As sweet as tooti frooti
• A good lather is half the shave…
• Cats on a hot tin roof
• Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!
• A revolutionary idea is usually the one with its sleeves rolled up
• After marriage, the other man’s wife looks more beautiful.
• Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.
• As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.
• Beware of the naked man who offers you his shirt.
• Even a cock crows before his own dung hill
• I have seen many ladies displaying different styles and different styles displaying ladies.
• It's like the brooding hen sitting over a china egg.
• Nothing ventured, nothing gained. And venture belongs to the adventurous.
• One who doesn't throw the dice can never expect to score a six.
• The ball whizzes past like a bumblebee and the Indians are in the sea.
• The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a haystack.
• The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.
• There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an oncoming train which will run them over.
• We are all Adam's children - it's just the skin that makes all the difference.
• We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.
• You can't play a symphony alone, it takes an orchestra to play it
• In the Orchard of opportunity, you cant wait for the fruit to drop
• Money is like manure. Its no good unless you spread it!
• They are so timid, they wouldn’t say Boo to a goose
• Good intentions die unless utilized
• Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.
• Statistics are like bikinis, what they reveal is suggestive, what they hide is essential!
• He played that like a dwarf at a urinal.
• I lean on statistics like a drunken man leans on a lamppost, only for support, not illumination
• To catch a trout, you must be prepared to lose a fly.
• He has a back lift like an octopus falling out of a tree, all over the place!
• There is always free cheese in a mousetrap
• Come to my parlor said the spider to the fly
• A dog kennel is no place to hide a sausage
• You can never unscramble eggs.
• Call the bear uncle until you cross his bridge.
• Wallowing in foolishness like a rhinoceros in an African bog.
• Gamblers they Are like Toilets BROKE one Day Flush The Next
• The only thing you get in life without effort is dandruff.
• You may have 40 million reasons for failure, not a single excuse
• The real bone of contention is that there cannot be any fruit without a root
• I grow daily to honour facts more and more and theory less and less, and facts will not cease to exist just because they are ignored.
• It was like an "umbrella without ribs" and "sleeping" on the issue for the last one year.
• It was the general proposing and the captain disposing.
• Spit on your hands! Take the black flag! And start slitting throats!
• The ball went so high it could have got an airhostess on its way down!
• This team is like bicycles in a cycle stand… one falls and the entire row falls!
• The scoreboard is running faster than an Indian Taximeter!
• The batsman is like a three-wheeler. Sucks a lot of fuel, but cannot go beyond 30!
• The wily fox is back… it is an ill omen when a fox licks the lambs!
• A big outcry but no outcome!
• Just because a rose smells sweet, you do not use it in the soup!
• Bad habits are like comfy beds - easy to get into, very difficult to get out off.
• You aren’t rewarded for having brains, you’re rewarded for using them.
• A lemon squeezed too hard yields a bitter juice.
• Hope is putting faith to work when doubting would be easier.
• Curry is a worry.
• To achieve, you have to believe
• Success is the fruit of concentration.
• Strike when the iron is hot, and make the iron hot by striking.
• Strength grows in the garden of patience
• Your originality is your strength.
• If you enjoy a particular thing, you will always succeed at it
• Winning is not important, but wanting to win is.
• When you are submerged up to your ears in trouble, try using the part that isn’t submerged.
• Faith in your abilities will help you face the music, even if you don’t like the tune.
• Penny and penny will make many.
• Every dog is a lion at his own door.
• Disappointments need to be cremated, not embalmed.
• Those openers are like nappies, and changed for the same reason.
• A tree is always known by its fruit.
• The blood of the soldier gives glory to the general.
• Troubles are like babies - the more you nurse them, the bigger they grow.
• The first blow is half the battle.
• A recession is where you have to tighten your belt. A depression is where you have no belt to tighten. When you have no pants to hold up, it is time to panic.
• Next to good judgement, diamonds and pearls are the next rarest thing.
• When everything is coming your way, you might just be in the wrong lane of traffic.
• It is choice, not chance that determines destiny.
• Fine feathers make a fine bird.
• Flattery is like chewing gum, you chew it for a while, don’t swallow it - and after a while, spit it out!
• Every time a lamb bleats, it loses a mouthful of hay
• Judge people by their performance, not by their intentions.
• A true professional is like a chameleon - he will change colour to suit his surroundings.
• Easy to criticise an egg, difficult to lay one.
• Keep feeding your faith until your doubts starves to death.
• Experience is the thing you get right after you need it.
• When you’re running with the big dogs, you can’t piddle like a puppy.
• It is better to pluck the fruit from the tree than wait for it to fall.
• You’ve got to put the saddle on the right horse.
• Success is a matter of luck and pluck.
• Big boast, small roast
• The light at the end of the tunnel is nothing but an oncoming train.
• The whole world is not cleaned by soft soap.
• Good deeds speak for themselves, the tongue only speaks of their eloquence.
• Speed has little to do with your progress - it is more to do with direction.
• If fate gives you a lemon, make lemonade.
• There is a devil in every berry of the grape.
• Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
• The only thing you can get in a hurry is trouble.
• Hope is the elixir of life.
• A man who is heading nowhere is sure to reach his destination.
• He’s like a tornado - he can really blow you off your feet.
• Commonsense is the knack of seeing things as they are and doing things as they need to be done.
• A pessimist is one who burns bridges before the enemy gets to them.
• He who ceases to praise ceases to prosper.
• This is a batsman who is as erratic as the electricity supply in most parts of India.
• You can take the tiger out of the jungle, but you can’t take the jungle out of the tiger.
• It’s not the early bird that gets the worm, it’s the smart one.
• Don’t die until you’re dead.
• Patience is the greatest of all shock-absorbers.
• Ideas are funny things - they don’t work unless you do.
• Some students will drink from the fountain of knowledge - others will simply gargle.
• To err is human - but not too often.
• If you want your hen to lay, you have to bear the cackling.
• You can’t prevent the consequences of your mistakes.
• It is tiny droplets of water that make a shower. He’s believing his doubt and doubting his belief.
• You always make your own luck.
• In life, as in chess, it is foresight which will win.
• A small leak can sink a big ship.
• His mind is on the boisterous sea of doubt.
• A good example is the best sermon you can ever preach.
• Talent is nothing if it’s not controlled, harnessed and disciplined.
• Failure is a better teacher than success, but it will seldom get an apple.
• The weakness of your opposition is your strength.
• When you are an anvil, hold yourself still, When you’re a hammer, strike your fill.
• They’re trying to make a whistle sound like a trumpet.
• The darker the berry, the sweeter the juice, the longer the rope, the tighter the noose.
• The world is all about mind and matter; I don't mind and you don't matter.
• If one-day cricket was pyjama cricket, then Twenty20 is underwear cricket.
• He's shredded that into smithereens
• A fifty is like kissing a virgin, you just have to go on!
• Comments should be like skirts. Short enough to keep your attention, but long enough to cover the subject
• The Sri Lankans are running between the wickets as if their wives are chasing them with a belan.
• He is like a fighter plane with the speed of an auto rickshaw.
• INDIAN CRICKET IS LIKE INDIAN MONSOON, WHEN IT RAINS IT POURS, OR ELSE THERE IS DROUGHT
• Cricket is the game of glorious uncertainties! Glorious-when Sri Lankans play, uncertain-when India plays
• In London they drive on the left, in India we drive on what is left
• Indians should now be on their toes like midgets at a urinal.
• For the Indians now it's 'fight back' or 'flight back'
• He flew like a bird and plucked it out of thin air.
• Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goal keeper. He must be given a free transfer to Manchester United.
• The Indians are jelling together as a cohesive unit.
• Dravid has hit this shot as straight as a candle.
• Ajit Agarkar is as fresh as a daisy.
• Sourav Ganguly is "The Burden of Calamity"
• Indians have certainly erased the tag of tigers at home, pussy cats abroad!
• Indian team without Sachin is like giving a Kiss without a Squeeze
• New Zealanders have their limits, The kiwis are the birds that cannot fly!
• He is a dibbly dobbly bowler
• He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too.
• If only he could learn how to play, he would make a great player!
• They will not only come back home with their cup, but with the opposition's cherries as well
• Eddie Nichols is a man who cannot find his own buttocks with his two hands.
• He has thrown him to the wolves
• He opened him like a can of beans
• We are all Adam's children — it's just the silk that makes all the difference!
• Right now he's looking like a Cheshire cat that's had loads of cream!
• He is flowing like a river - simply unstoppable!
• Great feathers make great birds!
• My idea of a bird is 36-24-36.
• A girl born beautiful is half married
• A fly in the soup’s better than no meat at all.
• Flaming youth cooks its own goose.
• Strong men and waterfalls channel their own paths.
• No one reads a book to reach the middle. Ending is the most important part of the story.
• There is no point in aiming at the target if you are loaded with blanks.
• God is always on the side of the heavier battalion.
• It is always difficult to dance on a crooked floor.
• Small leaks can sink large ships.
• They are like a “golden drum” which makes a lot of noise but was hollow inside.
• Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope
• Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a topless bar!
• He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition.
• Kumble's bowling at the moment is flat as a Dosa
• I am a sepoy and will follow the guidance of my leaders.
• As a rule man is a fool, when it’s hot he wants it cool, and when it’s cool he wants it hot, Always wants what is not!
• Warne is a victim of his own success. He has taken to women the way an ostrich takes to the skies.
• This bowler bowls so slow that the batsmen have enough time to call home and talk to their wives between every delivery
• Pitches are like husband!!! They keep slowing down!!!
• His slower ball was so slow that my mama can run faster than that
• His footwork is like a car in a traffic jam
• The ball missed the bat like a kiss in a hindi movie
• He is a constipated batsman/bowler, puts in a lot of effort and has very little results to show for in the end.
• Sachin Tendular drives the ball faster than Michael Schumacher's Ferrari.
• Ever since he started endorsing for Ferrari, his batting has gone into 7th gear
• A dead man is no good to the Society. A dead man's family is also no good to the society
• When you fall on your back side the only place you can look is up
• I don’t trust the Indian batting, they can snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
• The trouble with Father Time is that it did not even wait for a woman
• One Day Cricket is like a pyjama; every one fits into it.
• If you sow the wind you reap the whirlwind.
• Rusty brains don’t squeak
• Don't open your old umbrella and run it over your shoulder.
• Only one man in a thousand is the leader of men, rest 999 follow the women
• Blondes read OIL as 710
• You don’t judge the Horse-power of a vehicle by the size of its exhaust.
• Kenya in South Africa was like a mountain having labor pains.
• India looks like a crippled cobra whose fangs are clipped.
• He is racing with me, in my spanking new car, on his old bike which has lost its chain.(He ain't going any where).He started at the bottom and is still there.
• Give them a long rope and they will hang themselves from it.
• If there is no difference of opinion, there will be no horse race
• When you can kiss the mistress, never kiss the maid!!!!
• "Mad dogs keep barking at the elephant, but the king elephant does not bother about them at all."
• New burdens are always heavy when everybody lifts
• You are your own doctor in curing your cold -feet.
• Thoughts are the real interpreters of your actions.
• Faith in your abilities, that’s got to do wonders for you.
• There are 2 things to which you've got 2 surrender; one is the weather and the other your wife.
• The hands that carry the wound should also carry its cure.
• Fear is the dark-room where negatives develop.
• It does not take much 2 do things,but it takes a lot 2 decide what 2 do.
• We must prove that it's skill and not strength that governs its ship
• It is better 2 have talent and use it well rather than 2 have it in abundance and squander it.
• Honour is the spur that pricks the princely mind.
• Past is bucket full of ashes
• Washing coal with a soap will do nothing for u.
• Take pride out of man and he is like an umbrella without the ribs.
• Calamity is the touchstone 2 a brave mind.
• Experience is a hard teacher, it gives u the test first and then the lesson.
• It takes very little strength to do things, but it takes a lot 2 decide what 2 do.
• Nothing great was ever achieved without an act of decision.
• The past is the best prophet for the future.
• A Sailor has a wife on every port.
• Defeats need to be cremated and not embalmed.
• An optimist is a person who calls bullshit a fertilizer.
• As happy as a Lark.

1. That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it.
2. There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an incoming train which will run them over.
3. Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.
4. This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was runout in the third test against the West Indies at Barbados."Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope."
5. Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taxi meter.
6. Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.
7. Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!
8. He is like Indian three-wheeler which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!
9. The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend, that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world which does not have wings!
10. As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.
11. The ball whizzes past like a bumble bee and the Indians are in the sea.
12. The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a haystack.
13. The pitch is as dead as a dodo.
14. Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a topless bar!
15. The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala...one falls and everything else falls!
16. Indian team without Sachin is like giving a Kiss without a Squeeze.
17. You cannot make Omelets without breaking the eggs.
18. Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goal keeper. He must be given a free transfer to Manchester United.
19. He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too.
20. One, who doesn't throw the dice, can never expect to score a six.
21. This was uttered after Eddie Nichols, the third umpire, ruled Shivnarine Chanderpaul 'NOT OUT' in the second test at Port of Spain, T&T. "Eddie Nichols is a man who cannot find his own buttocks with his two hands."
22. Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.
23. Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.
24. You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.
25. The cat with gloves catches no mice.
26. Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.
27. You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.
28. He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition.
29. The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason

Fattest pigs go to the butcher first."

"You don't kill a man who is hell-bent on committing suicide"

'In the orchard of opportunity, you can't wait for the fruit to drop'.

According to Navjot, Sourav Ganguly is "The Burden of Calamity"

"Money is like manure. Its no good unless you spread it!" (Talking about the distribution of money in the Indian cricket team)

"They are so timid, they wouldn't say boo to a goose!" (Talking about the tail of the Indian batting order)

Good intentions die unless utilized

"Statistics are like bikinis… what they reveal is suggestive, what they hide is essential!"

One comment he made that they picked up in the papers over here was regarding a shot Tendulker played off his toes... "he played that like a dwarf at a urinal"...

I lean on statistics like a drunken man leans on a lamppost, only for support, not illumination

When Dravid nicked Bond through the slips for 4 from a full half volley, Sidhu said....... that's Ok from Bond, in order to catch a trout you must be prepared to lose a fly

He has a backlift like an octopus falling out of a tree, all over the place!

There is always free cheese in a mousetrap

Come to my parlour said the spider to the fly

A dog kennel is no place to hide a sausage

You can never unscramble eggs

Call the bear uncle until you are safely across the bridge

"He's wallowing in foolishness like a rhino in an African pool."

Gamblers they Are like Toilets BROKE one Day Flush The Next (Navjot Sidhu Talks About The decision To Bring On Harbhajan Singh Into The attack During The 1st Test In Wellington New Zealand)

The Only Thing You Get In Life Without Trying is dandruff

Hope & Patience Always Win

Probably the greatest example of persistence is Abraham Lincoln. If you want to learn about somebody who didn't quit, look no further.
Born into poverty, Lincoln was faced with defeat throughout his life. He lost eight elections, twice failed in business and suffered a nervous breakdown.
He could have quit many times - but he didn't and he became one of the greatest presidents in America's history.
Lincoln was a champion and he never gave up.

 

Here is a sketch of Lincoln's road to the White House:

 

    * 1816 His family was forced out of their home. He had to work to support them.
    * 1818 His mother died.
    * 1831 Failed in business.
    * 1832 Ran for state legislature - lost.
    * 1832 Also lost his job - wanted to go to law school but couldn't get in.
    * 1833 Borrowed some money from a friend to begin a business and by the end of he year he was bankrupt. He spent the next 17 years of his life paying off this debt.
    * 1834 Ran for state legislature again - won.
    * 1835 Was engaged to be married, sweetheart died and his heart was broken.
    * 1836 Had a total nervous breakdown and was in bed for six months.
    * 1838 Sought to become speaker of the state legislature - defeated.
    * 1840 Sought to become elector - defeated.
    * 1843 Ran for Congress - lost.
    * 1846 Ran for Congress again - this time he won - went to Washington and did a good job.
    * 1848 Ran for re-election to Congress - lost.
    * 1849 Sought the job of land officer in his home state - rejected.
    * 1854 Ran for Senate of the United States - lost.
    * 1856 Sought the Vice-Presidential nomination at his party's national convention - get less than 100 votes.
    * 1858 Ran for U.S. Senate again - again he lost.
    * 1860 Elected president of the United States.

 

Failure means What ?

 Failure

 

Failure doesn't mean you are a failure……..
It does mean you haven't succeeded yet.

 

Failure doesn't mean you have accomplished nothing…..
It does mean you have learned something.

 

Failure doesn't mean you have been a fool………
It does mean you had a lot of faith.

 

Failure doesn't mean you have been disgraced…….
It does mean you are willing to try.

 

Failure doesn't mean you don't have it…….
It does mean you have to do something in a different way.

 

Failure doesn't mean you are inferior………
It does mean you are not perfect.

 

Failure doesn't mean you have wasted your time…..
It does mean you have a reason to start afresh.

 

Failure doesn't mean you should give up……..
It does mean you must try harder.

 

Failure doesn't mean you'll never make it…….
It does mean it will take a little longer.

 

Failure doesn't mean God has abandoned you……
It does mean God has a better idea.

Quotable Quotes

1. It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return,

 

But what is more painful is to love someone

 

and never find the courage

 

to let that person know

 

how you feel.

 

**********

 

2. A sad thing in life is when you meet someone

 

who means a lot to you,

 

only to find out in the end that it was

 

never meant to be and you just have to let go.

 

**********

 

3. The best kind of friend

 

is the kind you can sit on a porch

 

swing with, never say a word, and then walk

 

away feeling like it was the best conversation

 

you've ever had.

 

**********

 

4. It's true that we don't know what

 

we've got until we lose it, but

 

it's also true that we don't know what we've

 

been missing until it arrives.

 

**********

 

5. It takes only a minute

 

to get a crush on someone, an hour to

 

like someone, and a day to love someone-but it

 

takes a lifetime to forget that someone.

 

**********

 

6. Don't go for looks; they can deceive.

 

Don't go for wealth; even that fades away.

 

Go for someone who makes you smile because it

 

Takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright.

 

**********

 

7. Dream what you want to dream;

 

Go where you want to go;

 

Be what you want to be, because you have only

 

One life and one chance to do all the things you

 

Want to do.

 

**********

 

8. Always put yourself in the other's shoes. If

 

you feel that it hurts you, it probably hurts the

 

person too.

 

**********

 

9. A careless word may kindle strife;

 

A cruel word may wreck a life;

 

A timely word may level stress;

 

A loving word may heal and bless.

 

**********

 

10. The happiest of people don't necessarily have

 

The best of everything

 

They just make the most of everything

 

That comes along their way.

 

**********

 

11.When you were born, you were crying and everyone

 

around you was smiling.

 

Live your life so that when you die,

 

you're the one smiling and everyone around you is

 

crying.

 

********

 

Friendship Explained in English Language Character Set

 GOOD FRIEND:-
(A)ccepts you as you are
(B)elives in "you"
(C)alls you just to say "HI"
(D)oesn't give up on you
(E)nvisions the whole of you(even the unfinished parts)
(F)orgives your mistakes
(G)ives unconditionally
(H)elps you
(I)nvites you over
(J)ust "be"without you
(K)eeps you close at heart
(L)oves you for who you are
(M)akes a difference in your life
(N)ever Judges
(O)ffer support
(P)icks you up
(Q)uiets yours fears
(R)aises your spirits
(S)ays nice things about you
(T)ells you the truth when you need to hear it
(U)nderstands you
(V)alues you
(W)alks beside you
(X)-plains thing you don't understand
(Y)ells when you won't listen and
(Z)aps you back to reality..........

Jai Hind

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внααяαт нυмкσ נααи ѕє ρуααяα нαι
נαвѕє иуααяα gυℓιѕтααи нαмαяα нαι
внααяαт нυмкσ נααи ѕє ρуααяα нαι
נαвѕє иуααяα gυℓιѕтααи нαмαяα нαι
ѕα∂ιуσи ѕє внααяαт внσσмι ∂υиιуα
кι ѕнααи нαι
внααяαт мαα кι яαкѕнα мєιи נєєωαи
кυявααи нαι
внααяαт нυмкσ נααи ѕє ρуααяα нαι
נαвѕє иуααяα gυℓιѕтααи нαмαяα нαι

υנα∂є иαнιи αρиα ¢нαмαи
тσσтє иαнιи αρиα ναтαи
мαи∂ιя уαнαи
мαѕנι∂ уαнαи
нιи∂υ уαнαи
мυѕℓιм уαнαи
мιℓкє яαнєιи нυм ρуααя ѕє
נααgσ

нιи∂υѕтαиι иααм нαмαяα нαι
ѕαвѕє ρуααяα ∂єѕн нαмαяα нαι
נαимвнσσмι нαι нαмαяι ѕнααи ѕє
кαнєиgє нυм
ѕαв нι тσ внαι внαι ρуααя ѕє
яαнєиgє нυм
нιи∂υѕтαиι иααм нαмαяα нαι
ѕαвѕє ρуααяα ∂єѕн нαмαяα нαι

αѕѕαм ѕє gυנαяαт тαк
вєиgαℓ ѕє мαнαяαѕнтяα тαк
נααтι кαι нυм єк нαιи
внααѕнα кαι ѕυя єк нαι
кαѕнмιя ѕє мα∂яαѕ тαк
кєн ∂σ ѕαвнι нυм єк нαιи
ααωααz ∂σ нυм єк нαιи
נααgσ .

Friendship is Precious because.........

 Friendship is precious! ••••••♣₪♣

♣ not only in the shade,
♣ but in the sunshine of life;
♣ and thanks to a benevolent
♣ arrangement of things,
♣ the greater part of life is sunshine.
♣ Of all the blossoms in life's garden,
♣ friendship is the most fragrant
♣ A friend is a gift where
♣ worth cannot be measured
♣ except by the heart
♣ Be full of sympathy toward each other,
♣ loving one another with tender hearts
♣ and humble minds
♣ Friendship is sharing openly,
♣ laughing often,
♣ trusting always,
♣ caring deeply
♣ We can pour our heart out to a friend
♣ knowing that gentle hands will take and sift it,
♣ keep what is worth keeping,
♣ and with a breath of kindness,
♣ blow the rest away
♣ Thank YOU for being my friend ••••••♣

Friendship Orkut Scrap

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all friends r not gud ....
but good friends are very few....
which include u.......
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HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY!!!!!!!!!!

Friendship Orkut Scrap

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...................♥O♥U♥R♥
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Friendship Means.......

 FRIENDSHIP MEAN BEAUTY OF A HUMAN

FRIENDSHIP MEAN LIKE GOLDS

FRIENDSHIP MEAN FRESH FLOWER

FRIENDSHIP MEAN FEELING

FRIENDSHIP MEAN HAPPINESS

FRIENDSHIP MEAN PLEASED

FRIENDSHIP MEAN SHARING

FRIENDSHIP MEAN THINKING

FRIENDSHIP MEAN SUGGESTION

FRIENDSHIP MEAN CONNECTION

FRIENDSHIP MEAN WASTING TIME

FRIENDSHIP MEAN KILLER OF LIFE

FRIENDSHIP MEAN TEASING

FRIENDSHIP MEAN JOKING

FRIENDSHIP MEAN GOOD RELATIONSHIP

FRIENDSHIP MEAN GOOD PARTNER

FRIENDSHIP MEAN CALLING IN A SAVIOR CONDITION

FRIENDSHIP MEAN LEAVING IN A SAVIOR CONDITION

FRIENDSHIP MEAN LIVING IN A GOOD CONDITION

FRIENDSHIP MEAN TIME PASS

FRIENDSHIP MEAN INVESTIGATE

FRIENDSHIP MEANS A PART OF LIFE

FRIENDSHIP MEANS A NICE THING

FRIENDSHIP MEANS A RIVER

FRIENDSHIP MEAN WINDS

FRIENDSHIP MEAN Reply

Friendship Orkut Scrap

 

 FOR A FRIEND LIKE U

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OUR FRIENDSHIP JUST LIKE ROSE
If
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sweetest,


If
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Bear,
U
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Most Hugable,


If
u
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brightest,


If
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My friend,

"Oh My God".......

I AM THE LUCKIEST

Some Friends are.......

 

Some friends are like a Flower
*.¸¸.*♥´¨`♥*.¸
and when they finally bloom
*.¸¸.*♥´¨`♥*.
¸they wilt away
*.¸¸.*♥´¨`♥*.¸
in just one day
*.¸¸.*♥´¨`♥*.¸
and some times just by noon
*.¸¸.*♥´¨`♥*.¸
Some friends are like a cloudy day
*.¸¸.*♥´¨`♥*.¸
and when the sun's in sight
*.¸¸.*♥´¨`♥*.¸
it gets blocked by the grayest cloud
*.¸¸.*♥´¨`♥*.¸
and day turns into night
*.¸¸.*♥´¨`♥*.¸
Some friends are like a maple tree*
.¸¸.*♥´¨`♥*.¸
and with the slightest breeze
*.¸¸.*♥´¨`♥*.¸
the coloured leaves
*.¸¸.*♥´¨`♥*.¸
they all come loose
*.¸¸.*♥´¨`♥*.¸
and float away with ease
*.¸¸.*♥´¨`♥*.¸
I know i have a Friend like that and YES
*.¸¸.*♥´¨`♥*.¸
that friend is you !!!!!
*.¸¸.*♥´¨`♥*.¸
U R very caring n hvng a beautiful heart

Friendship Orkut Scrap

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____***_________***__***________***____
___***____________****___________***___
__***______________**_____________***__
__***____HEARTBEATS R COUNTLESS____***__
__***_______SPIRITS R AGELESS_______***__
___***_______DREAMS R ENDLESS_____***__
____***FRIENDS LIKE U R PRICELESS___***___
_____***______Thx_4_being_______***_____
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________***_____ FRIEND_______***_______
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..♥I♥S♥ ♥F♥O♥R♥
.......♥O♥U♥R♥
...F♥R♥I♥E♥N♥D♥S♥H♥I♥P

Colours in Life

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Life wud be so dull and boring if the nature didnt have any colours.

Our life too has different colours of ....
"Happiness & Joy"
"Fire & Passion"
"Love & Friendship"
"Sadness, Tears & Lonliness"
"Succes & Failure"
"Aim & Goal"
"Dreams"
"All the Emotions & Mood of Life"

()°•.¸.•°()°•.¸. •°()°•.¸.•°()°•.¸.•°()

Life is gr8 big canvas
Throw all the paint U can at it...
..BRIGHT Colour are the Morning,
DARK Colour are the Night...,
...SEVEN Days gives Seven Colours,

May RAINBOW Color be ur Life...

()°•.¸.•°()°•.¸. •°()°•.¸.•°()°•.¸.•°()

Short & Sweet Q & A

Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday

Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you have?

Manager: Sorry, but i can't give u a job. I don't need much help.
Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You
see, I won't be of much help anyway!!

Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?
Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.

Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!
Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.

Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!
Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?

Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.
Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me!

Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.

Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!

 

Boy : May I hold your hand?
Girl : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

Girl : Say you love me! Say you love me!
Boy : You love me...

Girl : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
Boy : Sure, what's your phone number??

Girl : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
Boy : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

Girl : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
Boy : Don't you ever want to improve??

Boy : I love you and I could die for you!
Girl : How soon??

Boy : I would go to the end of the world for you!
Girl : Yes, but would you stay there??

Sharon : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
Tracy : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

Man : You remind me of the sea.
Woman : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
Man : NO, because you make me sick

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...

Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-
Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people?
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good?
Answer:-
No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...
Stupid Question:-
Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big!
Answer:-
Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question:-
Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:-
No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the money.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question:-
Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:-
No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or
not. You thought I was sleeping....you dumb witted moron.

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:-
Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:-
No, its autumn and I'm shedding......

9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question:-
Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-
No it wont. It will just bleed.

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...
Stupid Question:-
Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:-
Gosh, it's a miracle .......it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!

HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like
yours!!

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share!!!

HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!!!

HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!!!

HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

Be Like This(Hindi)

रहो जमीं पे, मगर आसमां का ख्वाब रखो,
तुम अपनी सोच को हर वक्त लाजवाब रखो.

खड़े न हो सको इतना न सर झुकाओ कभी,
तुम अपने हाथ में किरदार की किताब रखो.

उभर रहा जो सूरज, तो धूप निकलेगी
उजालों में रहो, मत धुंध का हिसाब रखो.

मिले तो ऐसे कि कोई न भूल पाये तुम्हें
महक वंफा की रखो और बेहिसाब रखो.

अक्लमंदों में रहो तो अक्लमंदों की तरह
और नादानों में रहना हो रहो नादान से.

वो जो कल था और अपना भी नहीं था दोस्तों
आज को लेकिन सजा लो एक नयी पहचान से.

Meaning of a Kiss

What every kiss means :

~Kiss on the stomach = I'm ready
~Kiss on the Forehead = I hope we're together forever
~Kiss on the Ear = Your my everything
~Kiss on the Cheek = You look so cute
~Kiss on the Hand = I adore you
~Kiss on the Neck = We belong together
~Kiss on the Shoulder = I want you
~Kiss on the Lips = I love you

What the gesture means...

~Holding Hands = We definitely like each other
~Slap on the butt = That's mine
~Holding on tight = I don't want to let go
~Looking into each other's Eyes = I just plain love you
~Playing with Hair = Tell me you love me
~Arms around the Waist = I love you too much to let go
~Laughing while Kissing = I am completely comfortable with you

***Advice***

Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
If you were thinking about someone while reading this,

you're definitely in Love.

(Definitely not a creation of mine, pasted from somewhere else ofcourse)

Titanic song in Orkut mood

Every time in my orkut
I see you. I scrap you.
That is how I know you go on.
Far across the Scrap Book
And testimonials between us
You have come to show yourself " single".
Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the friends list does go on
Once more you logged on
And you're here in my scrap book
And my scrap book will go on and on
Testimonials can touch us one time
And last for sometime
And never let go till we're friends
Love was when I saw your friends list
One true time I hold to
In my life I'll surely view her/his profile
Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the friends list does go on
Once more you logged on
And you're here in my scrap book
And my scrap book will go on and on
There is some amazing profile that will not
go away
You're here, there's so much to fear,
And I know that my friend will know I checked her/him out
We'll stay forever this way
You are safe in my friends list
And my friends list will go on

What is the height of.......

1. What is height of Fashion?
Dhoti with a zip

 

2. What is height of Secrecy?
Offering blank visiting cards.

3. What is height of Active-laziness?
Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.

4. What is height of Laziness?
Adopting a child.

 

5. What is height of Craziness?
Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.

6. What is height of Forget-fulness?
Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.

 

7. What is height of Stupidity?
A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door. 

8. What is height of Honesty?
A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.

9. What is height of Suicide?
A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.

10. What is height of De-hydration?
A cow giving milk powder.

May God bless you

May God make your year a happy one!

Not by shielding you from all sorrows and pain,
But by strengthening you to bear it, as it comes;

Not by making your path easy,
But by making you sturdy to travel any path;

Not by taking hardships from you,
But by taking fear from your heart;

Not by granting you unbroken sunshine,
But by keeping your face bright, even in the shadows;

Not by making your life always pleasant,
But by showing you when people and their causes need you most,
And by making you anxious to be there to help.

God's love, peace, hope and joy to you for the year ahead.

Never loose your Friend

Around the corner I have a friend,
In this great city that has no end,

Yet the days go by and weeks rush on,

And before I know it,

a year is gone.

 

And I never see my old friends face,

For life is a swift and terrible race,

He knows I like him just as well,

As in the days when I rang his bell.

 

And he rang mine if we were younger then,

And now we are busy, tired men.

Tired of playing a foolish game,

Tired of trying to make a name.

 

"Tomorrow" I say! "I will call on Jim"

"Just to show that I'm thinking of him."

But tomorrow comes and tomorrow goes,

And distance between us grows and grows.

 

Around the corner! yet miles away,

"Here's a telegram sir" "Jim died today."

And that's what we get and deserve in the end.

Around the corner, a vanished friend.

Remember to always say what you mean.

If you love or like someone, tell them.

Don't be afraid to express yourself.

Reach out and tell someone what they mean to you.

 

 Because when you decide that it,

is the right time it might be too late.

Seize the day. Never have regrets.

 

And most importantly, stay

close to your friends and family,

for they have helped make you

the person that you are today.

Try to learn something from your Eyes

They blink together,
They move together,
They cry together,
They see things together
They sleep together

BUT THEY NEVER SEE EACH OTHER...

That's what friendship really is !!

 

If I called you and asked you to pick me up because something happened.... would you come?
If I had one day left to live my life... would you be part of my last day?

If I needed a shoulder to cry on.... would you give me yours?

13 Signs of Falling in Love

13. When you're on the phone with them late at night and they hang Up...but you miss them already when it was just two minutes ago

12. You read their texts over and over again...

11. You walk really slowly when you're with them...

10. You feel shy whenever you're with them...

9. When you think about them, your heart beats faster and faster...

8 . You smile when you hear their voice...

7. When you look at them, you can't see the other people around You...All you see is him/her...

6. You start listening to slow songs, while thinking of them...

5. They become ALL you think about...

4. You get high just from their scent...

3. You realize that you're always smiling to yourself when you think About them...

2. You would do anything for them...

1. While reading this, there was one person on your mind the whole Time.....

The value of your friend

What would you do if every time you wanted someone they would never be
there?

What would you do if for every moment you were truly happy there would
be 10 moments of sadness?

What would you do if your best friend died tomorrow and you never got
to tell them how you felt?

So, I just wanted to say, even if I never talk to you again in my life,
you are special to me and you have made a difference i n my life.

I look up to you, respect you, and truly cherish you.

Send this to all your friends, no matter how often you talk, or how
close you are, and send it to the person who sent it to you.

Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them, and tell new friends
you never will.

Remember, everyone needs a friend, someday you might feel like you have
NO FRIENDS at all, just remember this e-mail and take comfort in
knowing somebody out there cares about you and always will.


I'll Always Be There

In times of trouble,

In times of need,

If you are feeling SAD,

You can count on me.

I will give you a wink,

Until you smile,

give you a hug,

And stand by your side.

I'll be there for you till the end,

I'll always and forever, be your friend!

Don't hesitate in initiating a conversation

Both Friends will think the other is busy
And will not contact thinking it may be disturbing.

As time passes both will think let the other contact.
After that each will think why should I contact first?

Here UR love will be converted to HATE.
Finally without contact the memory becomes weak.

They forget each other.
One fine Day, they will meet and blame each another.

So Keep in touch with all your Friends.
And Pass this to all your Friends.

I don't want to be one of this Kind.
So here I am to say you

Hi

Take Care

Keep in Touch Always

Keep your tongue always under control

I've heard it said don't go to bed
while hanging on to sorrow,
you may not have the chance to laugh
with those you love tomorrow.

You may not mean the words you speak
when anger takes its toll,
you may regret your actions
once you've lost your self-control.

When you've lost your temper
and you've said some hurtful things,
think about the heartache
that your actions sometime bring.

You'll never get those moments back,
such precious time to waste,
and all because of things you said
in anger and in haste.

So if you're loving someone
and your pride has settled in,
you may not ever have the chance
to say to them again...

"I love you and I miss you
and although we don't agree,
I'll try to see your point of view,
please do the same for me."

Movies in the world of IT

 IF BILL GATES START MAKING FILMS IN BOLLYWOOD, NAMES WOULD BE ::

1. Hang To Hona Hi Tha !!!!!!!!!!!!
2. Meri Disc Tumhare Paas Hai
3. Aao Chat Kare
4. Programmer No.1
5. Mera Naam Developer
6. Java Wale Job Le Jayenge
7. Hum Apke Memory Mein Rehte Hein
8. Do Processor Baarah Terminal
9. Tera Code Chal Gaya
10. Har Din Jo Mail Karega
11. Network Ke Us Paar
12. Debugging Koi Khel Nahi
13. Jish Desh Mein Bill Gates Rehta Hai
14. Raju Ban Gaya MCSE .!
15. Client Ek Numbari Programmer Dus Numbari
16. Login Karo Sajana
18. Naukar PC Ka
19. 1942 -- A Bug Story
20. Kaho Na Virus Hai
21. Crash Se Crash Tak
22. Haan Maine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai
23. Password De Ke Dekho
24. Terminal Apna Login Parayi

Magic Tricks Using Maths

The world of magic on the face of it seems very distant from the logical precise, predictable world of mathematics.

Yet many of the greatest magic tricks ever seen rely heavily on maths to make them work. In this section we explore some of the best tricks so that you can amaze your friends.

Recurring Number Magic

Effect
You write down the following 8 digit number on a piece of paper:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 9

Then ask a friend to circle one of the digits. Say that they circle number 7.

You then ask your friend to multiply the 8 digit number by 63, and magically the result ends up being:

   1 2 3 4 5 6 7 9
x                     6 3
7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7     

with the answer as a row of the chosen number 7.

The Secret
When your friend circles a number, you need to multiply the chosen number by 9 in your head - if 3 was chosen you would work out 3 x 9 = 27. Then you need to ask your friend to multiply the 8 digit number by the number you have just worked out. In the case of 3 being chosen you ask your friend to multiply 12345679 by 27 and you magically get the answer 333333333.

 

THE NAME OF THE CARD IS...

Effect
You secretly predict which card will be chosen. Then you ask a friend to randomly select a number and count down that many cards in the deck. At first this card doesn't match your prediction, but after a few comical adjustments, the name of the card mysteriously appears!

Things you need
A deck of playing cards
A calculator
Paper and pencil

Preparing the trick
Put the 10 of Hearts in the eighteenth position down from the top of the deck.

The Secret
Announce that you are going to predict which card will be chosen from the deck. On a piece of paper, write: THE NAME OF THE CARD IS Fold the paper so that your friend doesn't see what you've written and put it aside until later. Ask your friend to:
1. Enter a 3-digit number into the calculator. (The first digit must be larger than the last digit.)     Example: 845
2. Reverse this number and subtract it from the first number. -548 3.

Add the digits in the answer. 297 2+9+7=18 The digits will always add up to 18!
Tell him to count down that many cards in the deck. It will be the 10 of Hearts.
Finally, ask him to open the piece of paper and read your prediction.
He'll read, "THE NAME OF THE CARD IS".

Say that you were in such a hurry that you forgot to finish your prediction. Then make these adjustments and his card will mysteriously appear!
-cross off the H in THE
-cross off the AME in NAME
-cross off the T in THE
-cross off the CD in CARD
-change the I in IS to a T by crossing the top

leaving THE TEN OF HEARTS

 

The Mysterious Aces

Effect
Three aces will magically appear when the great Mathematical Forces are called.

Things you need
A deck of cards

Preparing the trick
Pick out the aces and any 8. Then count down seven cards and place the 8 with the four aces underneath it. (In other words, the 8 is the eighth card and the aces are 9th, 10th, 11th, and 12th cards down.)

The Secret
Ask a friend for a number between 10 and 20. (Be careful 10 works but 20 does not!) Deal out that number of cards into a pile one at a time. Ask your friend to add the digits of that number. Return that many cards to the top of the deck one card at a time. Turn over the top card and it will be and it will be an ACE. (Very cool!!) Set this Ace aside and put the small pile back on top of the deck. Repeat the trick two more times and get two more aces. Finally, pretend to ask the Lords of Maths for a sign as to where the other ACE is. Pretend that they tell you to turn over the top card. (It will be an 8) Count down that many cards and there will be the final ACE!!! (A quick example...count out 15 cards one at a time... then put six back one at a time...and turn over the top card .... An Ace!!!)

Number Card Magic
Make 5 cards the same as these:

Card A 1 3 5 7 9 11 13 15 17 19 21 23 25 27 29 31
Card B 2 3 6 7 10 11 14 15 18 19 22 23 26 27 30 31
Card C 4 5 6 7 12 13 14 15 20 21 22 23 28 29 30 31
Card D 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31
Card E 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31

Get your friend to choose any number from the cards without telling you the number, but to tell you all the cards it appears on. You should be able to quickly say what number was chosen. How?

Superfast Addition
Get a friend to write down 2 numbers less than 20, one under the other without you seeing them. then your friend makes a third number by adding the first 2 together and write it below the first two. Then make a fourth number by adding the second and third, a fifth by adding the third and fourth, and so on, until there is a column of ten numbers. Now if you look at the numbers you can quickly give the total of the column. .

All you do is multiply the seventh number by 11, in the example below it is 142 x11.

Example 14+9+23+32+55+87+142+229+371+600 =1562

You can multiply by any number by 11 very quickly in your head - How? The secret is to multiply the number by 10 first and then add the number to the first result. For the example above - 10 x 142 = 1420 (the really easy bit - just add 0 to the end), then add 142 to 1420 which gives us the answer 1562 (even that bit's not too difficult either!). More hints on approximation are found here.

Maths Tricks

Multiply any two numbers from 11 to 20 in your head.

Take 15 x 13 for example..

Place the larger no. first in your mind and then do something like this Take the larger no on the top and the second digit of the smaller no. in the bottom.

15

3

The rest is quite simple. Add 15+3 = 18 . Then multiply 18 x 10 = 180 ...

Now multiply the second digit of both the no.s (ie; 5 x 3 = 15) Now add 180 + 15

Here is the answer 180 + 15 = 195 .

Think over it. This is a simple trick. It will help you a lot.

 

Multiply any number from 1 to 10 by 9

To multiply by 9,try this:
(1) Spread your two hands out and place them on a desk or table in front of you.
(2) To multiply by 3, fold down the 3rd finger from the left. To multiply by 4, it would be the 4th finger and so on.
(3) the answer is 27 ... READ it from the two fingers on the left of the folded down finger and the 7 fingers on the right of it.

This one was really cool wasn't it

 

Multiply any two digit number with 11.

This trick is much simpler than the previous one and it is more useful too. Let the number be 27 . Therefore 27 x 11

Divide the number as 2 _ 7

Add 2+ 7 = 9

Thus the answer is 2 9 7

Wasn't this one simple. But there is one complication. If you take a number like 57 Thus _57 x 11

Divide the number as 5 _ 7

Add 5 + 7 = 12

Now add 1 to 5 and place 2 in the middle so the answer is 5+1_2 _7 = _627

Thus the answer is 627

 

Multiply any number by 11 .

Trick number 2 tells you how to multiply a two digit number by 11 but what if you have a number like 12345678 . Well that is very easy if you our trick as given below . Read it carefully.

Let the number be 12345678 __ thus 12345678 x 11

Write down the number as 012345678 ( Add a 0 in the beginning)

Now starting from the units digit write down the numbers after adding the number to the right

So the answer will be 135802458

This one is simple if you think over it properly all you got to do is to add the number on the right . If you are getting a carry over then add that to the number on the left. So I will tell you how I got the answer . Read carefully.

The number was 12345678 ___ I put a 0 before the number ____ so the new number 012345678

Now I wrote ___ 012345678

Then for the answer

8 + 0 = 8

7 + 8 = 15 (1 gets carry carried over)

6+1+7 = 14 ( 1 gets carried over)

5 + 1 + 6 = 12 ( 1 gets carried over)

4 + 1 + 5 = 10 ( 1 gets carried over)

3 + 1 + 4 = 8

2 + 3 = 5

1 + 2 = 3

0 + 1 = 1

Thus the answer = 135802458

Now I hope you have understood the trick if you want more help please contact me by e-mail using the contact form given below. Please don't fail to mention your e-mail address as it is essential to contact back.

 

Square any two digit number

Suppose the number is 47 . Look for the nearest multiple of 10 . ie; in this case 50 . We will reach 50 if we add 3 to 47. So multiply (47+3) x (47-3) = 50 x 44 = 2200 This is the 1st interim answer.

We had added 3 to reach the nearest multiple of 10 that is 50 thus 3x 3 = 9 This is the second interim answer.

The final answer is 2200 + 9 = 2209 ... Practice This one on paper first.

 

Square a 2 Digit Number, for this example 37:

Look for the nearest 10 boundary
In this case up 3 from 37 to 40.
Since you went UP 3 to 40 go DOWN 3 from 37 to 34.
Now mentally multiply 34x40
The way I do it is 34x10=340;
Double it mentally to 680
Double it again mentally to 1360
This 1360 is the FIRST interim answer.
37 is "3" away from the 10 boundary 40.
Square this "3" distance from 10 boundary.
3x3=9 which is the SECOND interim answer.
Add the two interim answers to get the final answer.
Answer: 1360 + 9 = 1369

With practice this can easily be done in your head.

 

Squaring numbers in the hundreds.

If the number to be squared is 106:
Square the last two digits (no carry): 6 x 6 = 36: _ _ _ 3 6
Add the last two digits (06) to the number: 106 + 6 = 112: 1 1 2 _ _
So 106 x 106 = 11236.
See the pattern?

If the number to be squared is 112:
Square the last two digits (keep carry 1): 12 x 12 = 144: _ _ _ 4 4
Add the last two digits (12) plus the carry (1) to the number:
112 + 12 + 1 = 125: 1 2 5 _ _
So 112 x 112 = 12544.

 

Squaring a number in the three hundreds

Choose a number in the 300s (practice with numbers under 310, then progress to larger ones).
Square the first digit = : 9 _ _ _ _
The next two digits will be 6 times the last 2 digits: _ X X _ _
The last two places will be the square of the last digit: _ _ _ X X
Example:
If the number to be squared is 309:
The first digit is 9: 9 _ _ _ _
The next two digits are 6 times the last digit:
6 x 9 = 54: _ 5 4 _ _
Square the last digit: 9 x 9 = 81: _ _ _ 8 1
So 309 x 309 = 95481.

For larger numbers reverse the steps:

Square the last two digits (keep the carry): _ _ _ X X
6 times the last two digits + carry: _ X X _ _
Square the first digit + carry: X _ _ _ _

See the pattern?


If the number to be squared is 325:
Square last two digits (keep carry):
25x25 = 625 (keep 6): _ _ _ 2 5
6 times the last two digits + carry:
6x25 = 150; 150+6 = 156 (keep 1): _ 5 6 _ _
Square the first digit + carry:
3x3 = 9; 9+1 = 10: 1 0 _ _ _ _
So 325 x 325 = 105625.

 

Squaring numbers in the five hundreds

Choose a number in the 500s (start with low numbers at first; then graduate to larger ones).
The first two digits of the square are 25: 2 5 _ _ _ _
The next two digits will be 10 times the last 2 digits: _ _ X X _ _
The last two places will be the square of the last two digits: _ _ _ _ X X
Example:
If the number to be squared is 508:
The first two digits are 25: 2 5 _ _ _ _
The next two digits are 10 times the last 2 digits:
10 x 8 = 80: _ _ 8 0 _ _
Square the last digit: 8 x 8 = 64: _ _ _ 6 4
So 508 x 508 = 258,064.

For larger numbers reverse the steps:

Square the last two digits (keep the carry): _ _ _ _ X X
10 times the last two digits + carry: _ _ X X _ _
25 + carry: X X _ _ _ _

See the pattern?


If the number to be squared is 525:
Square the last two digits (keep the carry):
25 x 25 = 625 (keep 6): _ _ _ _ 2 5
10 times the last two digits + carry:
10 x 25 = 250; 250 + 6 = 256 (keep 2): _ _ 5 6 _ _
25 + carry: 25 + 2 - 27: 2 7 _ _ _ _
So 425 x 425 = 275,625.

 

Square a two digit number ending in five

This one is as easy as the previous ones but you have to pay a little more attention to this one . Read carefully :

Let the number be 35

35 x 35

Multiply the last digits of both the numbers ; thus ___ 5 x 5 = 25

now add 1 to 3 thus 3 + 1 = 4

multiply 4 x 3 = 12

thus answer 1225

You will have to think over this one carefully.As 5 has to come in the end so the last two digits o the answer will be 25 . Add 1 to the first digit and multiply it by the original first digit . Now this answer forms the digits before the 25. Thus we get an answer .

 

Squaring a number in the two hundreds.

Choose a number in the 200s (practice with numbers under 210, then progress to larger ones).
Square the first digit = 4: __4 _ _ _ _
The next two digits will be 4 times the last 2 digits: _ X X _ _
The last two places will be the square of the last digit: _ _ _ X X


Example:
If the number to be squared is 206:
The first digit is 4: 4 _ _ _ _
The next two digits are 4 times the last two digits :
4 x 6 = 24: _ 2 4 _ _
Square the last digit: 6 x 6 = 36: _ _ _ 3 6
So 206 x 206 = 42436.

For larger numbers work right to left:

Square the last two digits (keep the carry): _ _ _ X X
4 times the last two digits + carry: _ X X _ _
Square the first digit + carry: X _ _ _ _

See the pattern?

If the number to be squared is 225:
Square last two digits (keep carry):
25x25 = 625 (keep 6): _ _ _ 2 5
4 times the last two digits + carry:
4x25 = 100; 100+6 = 106 (keep 1): _ 0 6 _ _
Square the first digit + carry:
2x2 = 4; 4+1 = 5: 5 _ _ _ _
So 225 x 225 = 50625.

 

Squaring numbers in the four hundreds

Choose a number in the 400s (keep the numbers low at first; then progress to larger ones).
The first two digits of the square are 16: 1 6 _ _ _ _
The next two digits will be 8 times the last 2 digits: _ _ X X _ _
The last two places will be the square of the last two digits: _ _ _ _ X X
Example:
If the number to be squared is 407:
The first two digits are 16: 1 6 _ _ _ _
The next two digits are 8 times the last 2 digits:
8 x 7 = 56: _ _ 5 6 _ _
Square the last digit: 7 x 7 = 49: _ _ _ 4 9
So 407 x 407 = 165,649.

For larger numbers reverse the steps:

Square the last two digits (keep the carry): _ _ _ _ X X
8 times the last two digits + carry: _ _ X X _ _
16 + carry: X X _ _ _ _

See the pattern?


If the number to be squared is 425:
Square the last two digits (keep the carry):
25 x 25 = 625 (keep 6): _ _ _ _ 2 5
8 times the last two digits + carry:
8 x 25 = 200; 200 + 6 = 206 (keep 2): _ _ 0 6 _ _
16 + carry: 16 + 2 = 18: 1 8 _ _ _ _
So 425 x 425 = 180,625.

 

Finding 5 percent of any number

Trick 1 : Finding 5 percent of any number
Choose a large number (or sum of money).
Move the decimal point one place to the left.
Divide by 2 (take half of it).

Example:
If the amount of money selected is Rs. 850:
Move the decimal point one place to the left.: 85
Divide by 2: 85/2 = 42.50
So 5% of Rs.850 = Rs.42.50.
See the pattern?

If the amount of money selected is Rs. 4500:
Move the decimal point one place to the left.: 450
Divide by 2: 450/2 = 225
So 5% of Rs.4500 = Rs. 225